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is what any pilot of any aircraft feels after being handed their ass by Germans in ANY context, be it a videogame, a sport or a real fight
damn, Germans shot down my plain again, ti's such a British shame
Sweat shame. The act of sharply criticizing someone who is responding in a healthy but profuse manner as a result of exercising.
Don’t sweat shame me bro, I’m just trying to lose weight, bulk up and live longer.
Keyboard of shame is any iOS app that has not been updated to support iOS 7 and still uses the old interface style.
There are a lot of apps, such as Trainyard, still on the store, some of them suffering from app rot have the keyboard of shame.
When you wake up drink the coagulated cocktail on your nightstand from the night before.
When she woke up this morning she shame pounded her grey hound from the night before. It's funny cause it's true.
Goading a dude to do something by illustrating what a fuckin' pussy he's being.
Dude 1: Hey, I made it to the apartment. The apartment itself is nice but I’m anxious about the neighbourhood. It doesn’t help that I don’t have a car so I’m stuck on foot and public transportation.
Me: North you’re fine, South it gets a little dicey
Dude 1: That’s not really encouraging. I’m sorry about this, but I’m hoping I can cancel the rest of the stay.
Me: Uber is plentiful and cheap, pick you up right outside. Dude, I lived there for seven years. Greg has been staying there two nights a week for five years. He's a little 70 year old man. I've had countless guests of all types stay there - men, women from all over the world. Never had any problems. One guest was this tiny little Filipino chick, about 45 kg, she didn't have a problem. The Ukrainian girl I mentioned didn't have a car either. She stayed there for a month and didn't even use Uber. She walked downtown every day, didn't have any problem
Dude 2: Is the guy going to stay?
Me: He might, I man shamed the shit out of him
Shitting and cumming at the same time
I was out with a girl last night and I shamed myself
When you make fun of people with trash Wi-Fi
Hey bro your Wi-Fi sucks ass.
Dude stop speed shaming