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sloppy jalopey

A slang word meaning flacid penis. Mostly used on flame sites, I've copywrite it.

Silvia, get off my sloppy jalopey, I gotta go to work.

Don't make me slap you with my sloppy jalopey.

by Rikimaru November 10, 2003


Sloppy Joe

When you go to hook up with a guy and instead of kissing him you make a hysterical move to lick his face and make wierd noises with your mouth and tongue. All in the hopes of scaring the guy away.

Hey! So I heard you gave Nate the sloppy joe?
Yeah. I think I was his first kiss.

by The Sloppy Joe Master March 26, 2010


Sloppy Joe

This is to graphic to describe, but it involves the leftover fluid from a texas chili bowl, a possum (dead or alive), a wooden dildo, your schools lunch ladys, and a german dominatrix. The result is the "meat" found in your schools sloppy joes

Lunchlady: who wants some sloppy joes.. I made them extra sloppy for yous kids, cause i know yous likes em sloppy. hahahaha

by JDubz October 23, 2006


The Sloppy Joe

When a guy takes a shit right in between a girls ass crack, then he fucks her.

A woman moaned as she felt the sloppy joe coming for her backside.

by Seanzo (305 Click) November 15, 2006


sloppy milkshake

when a breastfeeding woman shimmies her bosom to a hip-hop song and milk comes out!!

"hey, why are you danc- what the whom? what's on your shirt?? is that... milk?"
"oh, my god i'm so embarrassed."
"that was a straight up sloppy milkshake."

by laura margaret lehman distel June 20, 2008


Sloppy Jocelyn

A female quiefs(expels air from vagina) while on her period.

I was hitting my girlfriend from behind and she hit me with a SLOPPY JOCELYN

by Todd N Esmerelda July 17, 2021


Sloppy Gusher

A extremely dry/crusty armpit, that eventually starts to shoot puss and squeeze 18 different colors of juice out. people usually refer to this uncommon growth as a "michonda". Causes are yet to be found

"Oh shit dude you have a huge fukn sloppy gusher under here" as the someone observes ones armpit.

by BigDon.Guy December 10, 2014