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When a guy uses a bagel on his cock during sex with a female on her period, then eats said bagel.
Did you hear about bob and tracy last week, apparently he ate her sloppy bagel?
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n. someone who always has to run to the restroom; or someone who uses your restroom and then proceeds to crap uncontrollably all over the floors, tub, sink, hand towels, etc.
Sloppy G's are gross...i should know
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When you go to hook up with a guy and instead of kissing him you make a hysterical move to lick his face and make wierd noises with your mouth and tongue. All in the hopes of scaring the guy away.
Hey! So I heard you gave Nate the sloppy joe?
Yeah. I think I was his first kiss.
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This is to graphic to describe, but it involves the leftover fluid from a texas chili bowl, a possum (dead or alive), a wooden dildo, your schools lunch ladys, and a german dominatrix. The result is the "meat" found in your schools sloppy joes
Lunchlady: who wants some sloppy joes.. I made them extra sloppy for yous kids, cause i know yous likes em sloppy. hahahaha
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When a guy takes a shit right in between a girls ass crack, then he fucks her.
A woman moaned as she felt the sloppy joe coming for her backside.
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when a breastfeeding woman shimmies her bosom to a hip-hop song and milk comes out!!
"hey, why are you danc- what the whom? what's on your shirt?? is that... milk?"
"oh, my god i'm so embarrassed."
"that was a straight up sloppy milkshake."
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When 2 guys try to get each other off first and the first one to get the other off says "and that's the way it is".
This phrase invented by John Stewart on The Daily Show 1/29/07
Two guys were in a janitors closet giving each other a Sloppy Cronkite.
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