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Tank and Leigha

A love that will burn for all time, but was tragically cut short by fear and panic. There is nothing Leigha could do to cause Tank to hate her. His love is the purest, truest, most honest form of absolute devotion, heart, mind, and soul. Tanks desire to be by Leighas side as they shuffle along this mortal coil. Come the end of their journey, Tanks wish to lay next to their soulmate until the sun swells and swallows the earth, and finally casts off its shell where their atoms might drift among the stars for eternity.

Leighas are sometimes confused by Tanks. Tanks sometimes cant figure out how to say what they mean how they mean it. Miscommunications will happen between the two. However, there is not a power in this universe or any other that could ever inspire a Tank to harm a Leigha. Tanks will suffer in grinning sorrow to see Leigha happy. There may be many stories written about this kind of love, and while many covet it they will never truely experience it. Where it comes to Tank and Leigha these stories are if anything too tame to describe what exists between them.

Person 1: Did you see him? He is absolutely destroyed....

Person 2: yeah...that is that Tank and Leigha kind of love. When its gone, it rips a part of you out and leaves you broken in ways most cannot understand....

by ThereIsSoMuchYouDontKnow December 25, 2024


septic tank deep dive

A rather literal term referring to the action of deep diving in a common household underground storage tank containing fecal matter.
The use of this term is a great term to use to insult someone!
(see below)

Joey - Screw you Curtis, why don't you go for a septic tank deep dive you ass!
Curtis - I have chlamydia.

Milton - What do you do for work Henry?
Henry - I go for septic tank deep dives in peoples front yards!

by Jimbob Curtis The Thirdteenth April 13, 2022


In the tank

The worst hangover of your fucking life

“How was last night?”

“Dude it was insane, but i fucked up, i’m in the tank today”

by CougarSniffer5 July 02, 2022


brown-tank

taking a shit in the tank of a toilet.
also known as the poop-tank.

holy fuck! someone brown-tanked the toilets in the elementary school bathrooms!

by dieseleater December 15, 2008


Tank-E

An engineer who is also a communist. They engineer the people's tanks to crush counterrevolutionaries.

"So that chick is a Mech-E?"
"Yeah, she is also a crazy leftist, real Tank-E"

by Tank-E October 10, 2022


Tanke

A mythical Bosnian creature related to the Karakondjula. Is known as a retard that has very bad sense of humor. talks thetalk but doesn't walk the walk

Look at that dumb fuck he is like a Tanke

by Aleksandar Karadjordjevich September 23, 2022


Dildo Tank

Video game challenging players to shoot dildi into the vagina of a sloppily dancing marionette lady.

Hey Wade, let's go play some Dildo Tank!

by Wes Rupp da Muppet June 24, 2016