truffle butter

It's made with all-natural sweet cream butter, real black truffle pieces and real black truffle juice with a touch of black truffle oil and soy sauce for seasoning and depth of flavor. In other words, it's FOOD! Dumbasses.

Talkin Filet's with the Truffle Butter.

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anal butter

its the mixture of a lil bit of shit and cum on your dick after you pull out of a chicks ass, that looks a bit like butter.

man i just fucked your sister in the ass and she licked off all the anal butter of my cock

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Butter knife

A butter knife is a knife made from butter. As knives go it's pretty good as long as you keep it very cold.

Waaaay back before the Bronze Age, there is no evidence of butter implements being used. However, we are sure that the cavemen used butter knives of a rudimentary design. Unfortunately for archaeologists, global warming of the earth over the past few thousand years has caused all ancient butter knives to melt. All that is left are a few knife-shaped grease stains. I wish people would stop warming thier bloody globals, it's causing untold damage.

We do know that the Neanderthals used butter spears to kill their prey, and butter arrows and quivers were used in the middle ages. Evidence for this has been found in the European Butter Mountains.

How to make a butter knife:

Take some fresh dairy butter and sharpen the butter until razor sharp. Keep in the fridge.

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hooker butter

it's whenever a hooker and or a loved one with bad yellowish teeth gets a cumshot in the mouth, and then proceeds to slosh it between thier teeth and spits it out, leaving the cum thick and yellow like butter.

"dude, did you see cindy?", "Yeah man that slut had hooker butter all over her shirt"

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The Butter Effect

Used when explaining the story of a girl who had sex, even though she told you repeatedly that she was going to wait until marriage. The saying goes "She fell prey to The Butter Effect- things got hot and she spread easily"

Dude that girl said she'd never do it with anyone

Yea, she fell pray to The Butter Effect.

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Skunk Butter

The residue left on the knickers of a woman with loose morals and questionable hygiene.

"Yes I did sleep with that slighty filthy young lady; you should've seen the Skunk Butter she left on my bed-sheets".

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butter cake

the sex position to were you put your face right in someone's scrotum

me and him did a butter cake

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