Glow in the dark boner tag

When many a gay men gather at a party, all of whom are nude except for wearing glow in the dark condoms.The lights are turned off while they all proceed to jump around and touch each other with their "glow sticks". All of which is done to the anthem of up tempo rave music.

What a great glow in the dark boner tag game. Lightsaber fight!

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i dont speak tags

when someone says something in roblox and it comes out as (######################) you say "i dont speak tags"

RobloxUser123: ##############
CoolgamerProMaxGod: i dont speak tags

Can't tag your butcher

adj.

Rule in "Tag." The person who is tagged cannot immediately tag back the person who tagged him.

Kid#1: Tag! You're it!
Kid#2: *tags Kid #1* Tag! YOU'RE it!
Kid#1: Can't tag your butcher!

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bag her and tag her

To put a paper bag over the head of a cosmetically-challenged woman (esp. a butterface) and then give it to her like she was Brooke Burke.

She had gigantic boobies, and a gigantic gap between her front teeth...so I bagged her and tagged her!

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tag em and bag em

used during competitive gaming. derived from toe tags and body bags. should only be said after a sweet kill. can be compared to pwned or owned or any other word with a similar use.

*player 1 frags player 2 and 3*

Player 1: "tag em and bag em!!!!!"
player 2 + 3: "i hate u."

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TTD (tag team dumping)

When two people take turns dropping a hot carl on a third party. MOST common between brothers, but many people enjoy TTD.

"Hey there brother David, do you think your girlfriend would be interested in some TTD (tag team dumping) I've been hankering for pooping on a chest and we haven't spent much time together lately."

Tag Team Beef Wellington

A variation of Beef Wellington. Two teams of two male contestants wrap their flaccid penises in kitchen-grade plastic wrap. The match begins with one contestant from each team standing face to face. Their inactive teammates stand off to the side (ideally behind a set of elastic ropes). The two active contestants take turns slapping the other contestant's plastic wrapped penis with an open hand. The first contestant that gets a full erection loses. However, if one contestant believes that they may be close to getting an erection, they may tag their teammate in to the match by slapping them with their plastic wrapped penis on the outer thigh. The outgoing contestant must leave the match, but is eligible to return once they are completely flaccid again.

"Hey bro! Are you getting an erection? Tag me in! It's Tag Team Beef Wellington!"

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