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poked in the nuts

A technical term describing a piece of software or hardware which has failed in spectacular fashion.

Steve: Hey Matt, how come I can't get to the urban dictionary?
Matt: Fuck, looks like the the god damn router is poked in the nuts again.

by Sambosa June 10, 2005

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spunk nut

A man who has his hair dyed peroxide blond making it a similar colour to cum.

Darren move your spunk nut, I can't see the footie

by Andrew Wood January 16, 2007

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nut juggling

It is when a girl or homosexual is having sex with 2 or more males, and they are juggling multiple sets of balls with either their mouth or hand

man#1:tha bitch couldnt handle the multi nut juggling last night, she kept dropping mine
man#2:mine were handled nicely, i was lucky and got the mouth

by m&em April 17, 2009

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Squawk a nut

When you are ball scratching and you accidentally move your nuts into an awkward and or painful position and squawk like a bird.

Joe was scratching his balls and someone bumped his elbow causing him to squawk a nut.

by MaistlinRajere November 7, 2011

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nut gut

(n.) A slang term for ejaculate released onto the stomach of the receiver, following coitus interruptus. Synonym of tummy cummy

I totally pulled a nut gut on Sharon from HR last night. High five!

by TheLoudestFan December 21, 2009

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nut flapping

Occurs when your testicles smack together when running down the stairs in gym shorts

dude i was so embarassed today i had some major nut flapping going on when i was running down the stairs

by peterbattista November 1, 2006

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sleep nut

When you nut in your sleep

What's that Stain on your pants?
It's just some sleep nut

by Jerrymiah September 28, 2017

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