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Vegan Law

Similar to Godwin's Law - in that most vegans assume they are better than non-vegans just because they are vegan. Sadly, turns out to be false in the vast majority of cases.

She invoked vegan law on me - she assumed she was better than me because she doesn't use animal products.

by Britannica 2018 April 18, 2018

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law of shamus

In the course of debate on Islam if someone sites www.thereligionofpeace.com they automatically lose the debate.

//the web site thereligionofpeace will teach you the truth of Islam//

//Oops law of shamus, fail//

by fartso2346 September 8, 2010

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Laws of the Bible

Also known The laws of holyness if something is very weird and cringe or hell like it means that it breaks the laws of the Bible

Laws of the Bible is quite a certified cringe counter. The game changed breaks all the laws of the Bible and the dev who made it " Dragonsnow " committed all war crimes at once when she/he released the badass game

by HmmmYouDontKnowIt February 6, 2021

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Keasey's Law

The hypothesis that the size of a male's penis is inversely proportional to how much of an asshole they are.

Person A: That guy is such a dick.
Person B: Ironically, according to Keasey's Law, he has a small dick too.

by M y n o d ue s Pruoy April 29, 2010

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The Law of Speedrunning

The Law of Speedrunning dictates that:
- Every game in existence has a speedrunning community.
- There are no exceptions.

Someone made a speedrun of getting banned in Club Penguin.
Classic example of The Law of Speedrunning.

by NeonLines July 6, 2018

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Affleck's Law

Calling everyone who doesn't agree with you a racist, when race has nothing to do with it.

Affleck's Law.

Sam: Islam is the mother lode of bad ideas.

Affleck: Racist!

Everyone with a half a brain: Umm, Affleck, islam's not a race.

by Mojo1961 October 7, 2014

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hoop-law

silliness, absurdity, craziness, folly, foolishness, goofiness, inanity and/or inconsistency of an act; When something or someone is being very silly or out of the norm.

The gas prices just went up another dollar, and Bush was recently seen circling the White House in a large bunny suit. Now This, is a bunch of hoop-law.

by gracie:) July 10, 2008

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