Jesus Chain

A Jesus Chain Is A Cross With A Chain THat You Wear Around Your Neck.

"I Forgot To Wear My Jesus Chain"
"I Got A Jesus Chain For My Confirmation"

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Give it to Jesus

When things in life get out of control, you have to decide what stresses are not worth worrying about.

Dude that's too bad your 401k just tanked on the stock market. But there's nothing you do about it so Give it to Jesus.

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jesus saves!

Something written in the shitter of a bar, to which you find the reply. "Don't write on my bathroom walls and I won't shit in your church"

jesus saves!, wrong, politically uncorrect,jesus, save, saves, wha'd he say?

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Holy Jesus

Tyrone equivalent of jaysus

Holy Jesus, referee.

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epic jesus

A being of ultimate awsomeness and Epicossity.

praise be to Epic Jesus

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Dark Jesus

Dark Jesus, also referred to as DJ is the absolute equal and opposite of Jesus. No not the Anti-Christ, the Anti-Matter Christ. He is composed entirely of anti-matter and where Jesus' energy comes from light energy (God), giving him the ability to control matter. DJ's comes from dark energy (also God but from the perspective of the anti matter dimension) and he has the ability to control dark matter.

If you follow DJ then your soul will transcend matter and go to anti-matter heaven.

Man, I was trippin and I swear I just met our Lord, Dark Jesus.

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Jesus Nikes

Another term for sandals.

Hey man, its so nice out I think I'm going to wear my Jesus Nikes.

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