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When given the opportunity, you are obliged to engage in sexual intercourse with all nearby cheese graters.
"Wow, cheese graters!"
"Rule 540, man. Rule 540."
"Dammit, Bryan!"
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If someone says joe mama to someone named Jaliegh, they must set them up with a cute girl.
Person 1 "have you heard that Joe died?"
Jaliegh "who's Joe again?
Person 1 "Joe mama!!"
Jaliegh "I know, where's my girlfriend though?"
Person 1 "what? What do you mean?"
Jaliegh "rule 171 buckio"
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Anyone who messes with Captain Picard will be killed upon discovery. NO exceptions.
Person 1: lawl, Kirk is soo much cooler than Picard.
Person 2: *gunshot* rule 1701 bitch.
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A completely pointless rule that's only purpose is to fill the gap between Rule 106 and Rule 108.
Rule 107 is a completely and utterly pointless rule.
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In the bourbon community, Rule 10 prohibits negative opinions from being given unless such thoughts were solicited. It's the play nice or go home rule. It potentially encourages whiskey tater behavior and convinces others to buy very poor choices based on the posters high praise of said bottle with no negative feedback from others. As a work around, commenters will often post 'Rule 10' to express their belief said bottle does not deserve such praise.
I'm going to drop Rule 10 on that whiskey tater.
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A rule in high school soccer saying that the game is over when one team got 10 goal.
"Dude, we beat them 13:1" - "That's impossible - mercy rule!"
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i am no wack rap listener. i can't say ja is the best, but he is not bad either. so what if he was rich or not? he still managed to gain some street cred nevertheless, even if it is a little. the truth is, i like him more now because that stupid has-been 50 cent exposed him as a fake and you people are so pussy, that you post disses at him on this site rather than go to his face personally. i used to like 50 cent, but he is slowly losing his hardcore image. THE MAIN PORBLEM IS, PEOPLE SEEM TO THINK "RAP = STREET CREDIBILITY" not true, honestly, i think more rappers should start out rich, i'm tired of the stereotype. he is unique. he is at least smarter than 50 cent. AND SINCE WHEN IS IT COOL TO COMMIT CRIMES!!! it is ok if he raps about the streets, but not say he is gangsta. and he likes ecstacy!!! even 50 cannot fuck with MURDER INC. (he got his lil ass stabbed!!!)
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