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November 16 is a day for everyone to show that they appreciate their self😊. Also to express how much love you got for yourself in the outmost way ❤️🥰.
It’s self appreciation day and I love my self the most 😩🤞🏽❤️
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An Ashkenazi Jew who hates Yiddish and Ashkenazi culture. Comes in various forms.
That self-hating Ashki told me Yiddish was dead and I needed to learn Hebrew.
Some self-hating Ashki from JVP told me Ashkenazim were responsible for all the world's problems. Well, an alleged Ashki, anyway; they're like Messianics, you never know if they're telling the truth anyway.
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The act of up thumbing yourself on your own definition on Urban Dictionary after it was approved.
*Opens e-mail*
*Clicks on Urban Dictionary e-mail*
"Thanks for your definition of Up-Thumbing Self!
Editors reviewed your entry and have decided to publish it on urbandictionary.com.
It should appear on this page in the next few days:
(Link here)
Urban Dictionary"
*Clicks link*
*Thumbs self*
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An item of literature that aids relaxation
Playboy, Penthouse, Razzle, The Pants and Bra section of Littlewoods catalogue, The back of a Special K box, family holiday photos could all be used as a self help manual
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The act of trapping one's own, rancid flatulence under covers, and inhaling deeply. Typically performed by members of the male gender who secretly enjoy the smell of their own gas, and encourage their more evolved partners to break wind.
Synonym: To Buck; To give oneself a Harry
" I don't mind my farts, I kind of like them. I self dutch oven from time to time. Go ahead and just fart will you!"
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a self-inflicted cumshot is where a male either deliberately or unintentionally ejaculates into his own face.
1.) troy was masturbating at his computer when all of the sudden he received a self-inflicted cumshot when he nut in his eye.
2.) tucker was fucking a chick doggie style when his dick slipped out and ended up nestled between her ass cheeks right before climax; when he looked down, he nut right in his own eye.
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Best band ever techno metal stuff and a hot bassist
Yo msi is the best band ever it will own your face.
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