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An appropriate team name for a softball team
The Crimson Slide have a game this Tuesday
When a person vomits on the floor (specifically tile or hardwood) and someone goes ahead and slips in it. This may also apply to diarrhea in those extreme cases.
Austyn -"Did Scott throw up??"
Liam- "Yeah and you should've seen Jack turn it into a hillbilly slip 'n slide, he was absolutely covered in it. Looked like a disabled baby dear wearing rollerblades."
Austyn- "Naaaaaastyyyyyy!"
When a man takes his penis and uses a hollow sounding device to open it up wide, then his partner shits in the hole and removes the sounding device the man must then painfully push the shit out of his penis while his hands are tied behind his back. Commonly used in BDSM.
oh I did a New England slipping slide on her last night
A homeless person's mattress that non-homeless use to have sex on especially during a woman's period or messy anal so to leave a slippery mess on the mattress.
The other night Stacey was ready to go even though it was her time of the month. We went into the homeless camp and made a Lucifer's Slide on some hobos bed.
The Rusty Slide whistle begins with a woman furiously blowing into their male counterparts asshole, while simultaneously tugging his johnson. This act replicates the steps required to play the slide whistle, thus warranting the name.
"Yo, last night Justine busted out the rusty slide whistle, we made some sweet music"
A slideshow of memes and jokes referring to the teachers and students in your school. Cleverly disguised as schoolwork so as not to get caught. Hence, “School Organization Slides 2.0.
Friend 1: “Have you seen the new School Organization Slides 2.0 I made about Ms.Jones?!”
Friend 2: “No but I’m sure it’s hilarious! Let me see it.”