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1. The reason you don't eat chocolate ice cream.
2. The only thing in the world that will take away your desire to watch porn.
3. If you don't already know, you still don't want to.
4. A video that's starts out as a seemingly harmless lesbian porno and turns into a disgusting fuckfest when the two girls dump a massive load in a single cup and take turns licking it, drinking it and spreading it all over themselves. Then they continue their lesbo action, except covered in shit.
5. Another reason you don't want to live on this planet anymore.
The two girls and a cup video made me barf at first sight.
To prove my manliness, I ate chocolate ice cream after watching two girls and a cup.
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Someone who has a two inch dick, thus having to pinch it to masturbate
Michael has a two-incher pincher because he thinks his hot shit at Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2 and has prestiged 4 times. Ohh yea and don't forget the fact his dad randomly beats the shit out of him with his belt while Michael is trying to prestige 5 times on Call Of Duty Modern Warfare 2.
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An expression saying that someone is always on the side that is "good" and never taking a chance of being "bad"
You're good Ash, and I'm bad Ash. You're a Goody Little Two Shoes.
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The tiredness experienced after having only two beers and needing a third to turn up.
I'm two beer tired let's turn it up and go hard tonight.
The act of checking on a table in a dining environment after all members of the table have eaten approximately two bites of their food. This is standard hospitality procedure.
Hey, can you please two bite check table 26 for me, the guy at cover one is a pretentious asshole and I can't bear the thought of going back there.
slang for male genitalia; penis and testicles/balls
It's easy to love briefs, boxer briefs, or any tight-fitting undergarment when you don't have to lug around a two-jeweled cane.
A large, formidable dude.
Have you seen that two tub man that's bouncing down at Tony's?