tree grasper

1. To grab a tree for sexual reasons.
2. To hump a tree.
3. Replacement of hands for a male.

This word has deranged from Basher, an American Citizen. It will be used all around the world.

Ryan is a tree grasper.

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scary tree

What you exclaim when you see an extremely hideous person/place/thing.

Chris: Did you see that fat hermaphrodite?
Brittany: Gaahh! Scary tree!

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peach tree

fuck a girl in the ass and hit her in the head with peaches.

an improper way to give a peach tree is to take a girl to a farm and fuck her in the ass while banging her head into a peach tree.

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Christmas Tree

the rare condition, when a teenage male smells identical, to a teenage female every single day regardless of his deodorant, body spray, cologne or lack there of.

Treatment for this condition is very harsh

Day 1
Ben: check out this new deodorant i got
Chelsea: nice! it smells like a christmas tree
Day 2
Ben: ah i just had gym, put on some new deodorant
Chelsea: mm! smells like a christmas tree
Day 3
Ben: (sits down next to chelsea)
Chelsea: Christmas tree!
Day 4
Chelsea: (to random individual) Christmas tree!
Person: Who the hell are you talking to?
Chelsea: sorry, i smelled a christmas tree
Day 5
Chelsea: (in hospital) gah... chri--stm--astree

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mexican tree

mexican tree is called a Palo Verde tree (hispanic for green)

mexican tree man Jose was nude is a Palo verde tree trying to catch quail. Now that hurts!!

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sugar tree

A handsome, sweet man. He always keeps on giving you his sugar; he never runs out. He usually satisfies your deepest desires.

Boy: Hey babe, how is your day going?
Girl: It's going great, but I really miss my sugar tree.
Boy: I miss you, too, beautiful.

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tree surfing

the "surfing" of a tree that is being towed by a vehicle off road. usually a tree is cut down, tied to a jeep or other capable off road vehicle, which is driven around while the surfers stand on the tree and try not to fall off. the driver goes fast and tries to drag the tree through lakes and mud or anything that will knock people off.

dude bro you wanna go tree surfing? k man, tell mike to get the jeep and well go cut one down. i hope i dont fall and bust my ankle again. ah its ok bro it'll be fine

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