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adjective. There's squeaky clean, there's spotless clean, and then there's McDonald's Bathroom Clean. Refers to the cleanliness of McDonald's bathrooms, which is probably all that Mickey D's is good for...a good place to take a dump.
Hey sailors! All hands on deck! I want this floor looking McDonald's Bathroom Clean!
The type of cleaning you do before your landlord comes over to fix something.
I was gonna Netflix and chill, but there’s water coming from my ceiling so I have to landlord clean tonight instead before he comes over tomorrow.
Post-ejaculation urination.
Sansa: That rape...I mean fuck was...amazing .
Joffrey: My pipes are clean now. I'm going to go clear my mind with my crossbow.
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The act of swapping swear words for similar sounding words. Because of a study that went on for 60 - 70 years showing that if you swear in a lifetime you can die 20 - 30 years younger than the average life span.
Fuck = Fudge
Shit = Shite*
Bitch = Biatch
Motherfucker = MotherTrucker
Ass = Butt/Booty
Arse = Bum
Dick = Penis/Balls/nuts
Prick = Pleb
Retard = n00b
Dafuq = Dafudge
Wanker = Tosser
Masturbate =Fap/Shlick
Piss = Pee
Asshole/Arsehole = A hole
Slut,Whore,Slag,skank,hoe = Chav
Fucktard = Fudgetard
Also you can swap words and letters around such as:
Stupid Cunts = Cupid Stunts
Cunt Muffin = Munt Cuffin
Dick Biscuit = Bick Discuit
Cock Nozzle = Nock Cozzle
Dildo Rider = Rildo Dider
Pussy Jockey = Jussy Pockey
Although the last half is not proven clean talk and could result in premature death.
*not proven clean talk
A person in the army who has never seen combat; tactician; people sending people below them to die for them
"Hey man, want to go to the movies?"
"Sorry, the clean belt said we're moving out to fight some jihadis"
noun. A female who never curses and almost never talks about inappropriate topics(like me!)
Prima- Bad words can buzz off.
Segunda- I think you mean **** off!
Prima- Keep it clean! *virtually shoves soap into Segunda's mouth*
Nika is so cute because she is the Clean Queen of America! CUTENESS OVERLOAD!!! X3