Clout Disorder: The disorder in which a person with a lot of clout becomes to full or him/her self and ignores anyone he may deem "unpopular."
that guy Sponker has clout disorder, he wont even axe duel me!
Lazy moocher's syndrome --- indolent people's being unwilling to help out in the earning/creation of something desirable, yet being only too eager to "assist" in partaking of the sweet rewards upon completion of the endeavor.
My neighborhood buddies never seem to want to help me collect returnable cans/bottles, yet after I cash in, they are always super-agreeable to stroll downtown with me to go to the fast-food joint! Sounds like Little Red Hen disorder to me... :P
Where you deter men from liking you
I have a men disorder
When men dont have a sexual attraction to you/ liking you/ having a crush on you.
i have a Men Disorder
Chronic masturbating disorder. When you simply cannot prevent yourself from doin ya busyness
"Randy has CM disorder. Sometimes, she just can't help herself. One time she did it in a grocery store"
When you feel the need to forward a just received joke, picture or video to your friends (not to the sender, of course). To be unable to keep the received medium just for you.
Common similar activities called Obsessive Compulsive Disorders or OCDs include hand washing, counting of things, and checking to see if a door is locked.
This Christmas joke card is so great. It fits perfectly to John: Sent!
Oh dear, you suffer from CID, that social media disorder. The full technical term is Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID). Or just CID.
Oh, you are a wise guy.
New clinical/medical term for a person's drug abuse issues
Substance abuse disorder should be abbreviated as sad, where sad is a noun. I don't suffer from sad.