When men dont have a sexual attraction to you/ liking you/ having a crush on you.
i have a Men Disorder
Chronic masturbating disorder. When you simply cannot prevent yourself from doin ya busyness
"Randy has CM disorder. Sometimes, she just can't help herself. One time she did it in a grocery store"
When you feel the need to forward a just received joke, picture or video to your friends (not to the sender, of course). To be unable to keep the received medium just for you.
Common similar activities called Obsessive Compulsive Disorders or OCDs include hand washing, counting of things, and checking to see if a door is locked.
This Christmas joke card is so great. It fits perfectly to John: Sent!
Oh dear, you suffer from CID, that social media disorder. The full technical term is Obsessive-Compulsive Instagram Disorder (OCID). Or just CID.
Oh, you are a wise guy.
New clinical/medical term for a person's drug abuse issues
Substance abuse disorder should be abbreviated as sad, where sad is a noun. I don't suffer from sad.
Explosive behavior morbidity disorder (EBMD) is a behavioral disorder that is found in adults that are immature and persistently destructive to their own lives and the lives of others.
The symptoms of EBMD are characterized by deliberate, explosive, and aggressive behaviors such as yelling, verbal abuse, entitlement, and physical violence toward others
They also take no responsibility for their actions and have no remorse for their actions and are often called "adult babies" or "infantile adults" because they act like children.
The adult population has been suffering from explosive behavioral morbidity disorder because they can't get their way.
He is suffering from explosive behavioral morbidity disorder!
Explosive behavioral morbidity disorder (EBMD) is a behavioral disorder that is found in adults that are immature and persistently destructive to their own lives and the lives of others.
The symptoms of EBMD are characterized by deliberate, explosive, and aggressive behaviors such as yelling, verbal abuse, entitlement, and physical violence toward others
They also take no responsibility for their actions and have no remorse for their actions and are often called "adult babies" or "infantile adults" because they act like children.
He is acting like such a big baby that he has explosive behavioral morbidity disorder.