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Squawk a nut

When you are ball scratching and you accidentally move your nuts into an awkward and or painful position and squawk like a bird.

Joe was scratching his balls and someone bumped his elbow causing him to squawk a nut.

by MaistlinRajere November 7, 2011

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Nut-grab

Another word for "Something is giving your nuts a grab, that something can be i.e boxers, hands, etc"

Oh no! My boxers are giving me a nut-grab, gotta fix it asap!

by appomattox October 7, 2010

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nut flap

to move your hips up and down in a humping motion so that your scrotum swings up and down giving the appearance of your "nuts flapping".

I saw robert in the hall today doing the nut flap.

by Alden aka Ginger April 14, 2006

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Nuts Landing

1. Area on a Female, between Hole 1 and Hole 2, where your nuts smack during intercourse. 2. Similar to Taint

Name derived from Knots Landing (TV Show)

Unbeknown to the owner, Nuts Landing was destroyed by a barrage of testicles.

by FrippSymbi2 March 9, 2005

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Pluck a' Nut

(n) To reduce or minimize testosterone-driven stress, tension, or frustration—sexual or otherwise—through any means necessary, including but not limited to masturbation, anal penetration with inanimate objects, or extended sessions of Call of Duty play.

Pluck a' Nut

Boyle: SHOOG! Hurry the fuck up, we’re running late!

Kat: HEY, you need to fucking cool it—go Pluck a’ Nut why don’t you.

Boyle: *sigh* Okay—have you seen my lotion? I think we’re out of zucchini.

by TacomaBeags May 12, 2011

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nut-busting

Nut-busting is when you are busting a nut. Also known as an orgasm or ejaculation.

I shot several loads during that nut-busting!

by theJeremiah July 4, 2005

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No Nut November

Torture brought upon mankind to separate the men from the boys. Only 1 in every 100 000 guys survives the entire 30 day period. You probably have already lost, haven't you?

Stay strong men. We must slay these thots once and for all.

Person 1: Hey, how's No Nut November going for you?
Person 2: I lasted 45 minutes.

by asspenis7 November 3, 2019

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