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a vegan that won't eat anything made of particles
Tyler: Vegans are the work of Satan
Anna: I, a level 7 vegan, have to say that you, sir, are wrong.
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A friend who is only a friend when it is convient for them.
Paige: Have you noticed Rachel only comes over when we have weed?
Julia: Yeah she is a 7/11 friend.
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7 sins that every one commits, so we're all going to hell
1. Pride
2. Envy
3. Gluttony
4. Lust
5. Anger
6. Greed
7. Sloth
Everyday ways of committing the 7 deadly sins:
Girl 1: Wow, I'm got an A !!
(Devil snickering at the corner one more person added to his collection)
Random kid: Man, Girl 1 got an A, I wish I can too
Devil: Yasss
Mom 1: Hey Girl 1 wanna go out to celebrate
Girl 1: Ice cream?
Mom 1: Why not.
...At JP Licks
Girl 1: One large ice cream with extra caramel and some marshmallows
Devil: I might as well kill her now
Boy 1: Damn girl 1 doesn't only have a fine brain, but a fine ass body
Boy 2: (Drooling over girl 1's ass)
Devil counts all the people to add to his collection
Girl 2: That bitch Tatiana ARRGGG my boyfriend has his eyes all over her
Devil: Mwahaha
Girl 1: I love my job they pay so well
Girl 2: Give me cash
Girl 1:Two more for me
Next day:
Mom 2: Derrik wake up
Boy 1: Mom 2 come on, give me 5 minutes
Mom 1: It's 11:30 AM
Boy 1: Early for me
Mom: Arrgghh
Devil: Mwahaha
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The theory of 2pac faking his death. The number 7 is involved with this theory.
2pac is alive cuz the 7 day theory says so.
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1) Noun - A particularly nasty blowjob, one that makes you feel like you walked around in 7-11 barefoot.
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2)Noun - A girl known for giving nasty blowjobs, especially midget girls.
Stay away from her, dude, she's nothing but a Dirty 7-11.
That bitch gave me a Dirty 7-11 last night.
Another way to say “Good Luck”
“I’m going to try to ask her out.”
“7 come 11, man.”
If in the sheets she can't give you a treat, she belongs to the streets
Baby can you give me a treat tonight because I'm in the mood?
Niggalation 7:11 is a word used to define affairs and entanglements or a missing piece in a relationship
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