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7 sins that every one commits, so we're all going to hell
1. Pride
2. Envy
3. Gluttony
4. Lust
5. Anger
6. Greed
7. Sloth
Everyday ways of committing the 7 deadly sins:
Girl 1: Wow, I'm got an A !!
(Devil snickering at the corner one more person added to his collection)
Random kid: Man, Girl 1 got an A, I wish I can too
Devil: Yasss
Mom 1: Hey Girl 1 wanna go out to celebrate
Girl 1: Ice cream?
Mom 1: Why not.
...At JP Licks
Girl 1: One large ice cream with extra caramel and some marshmallows
Devil: I might as well kill her now
Boy 1: Damn girl 1 doesn't only have a fine brain, but a fine ass body
Boy 2: (Drooling over girl 1's ass)
Devil counts all the people to add to his collection
Girl 2: That bitch Tatiana ARRGGG my boyfriend has his eyes all over her
Devil: Mwahaha
Girl 1: I love my job they pay so well
Girl 2: Give me cash
Girl 1:Two more for me
Next day:
Mom 2: Derrik wake up
Boy 1: Mom 2 come on, give me 5 minutes
Mom 1: It's 11:30 AM
Boy 1: Early for me
Mom: Arrgghh
Devil: Mwahaha
The theory of 2pac faking his death. The number 7 is involved with this theory.
2pac is alive cuz the 7 day theory says so.
1) Noun - A particularly nasty blowjob, one that makes you feel like you walked around in 7-11 barefoot.
or
2)Noun - A girl known for giving nasty blowjobs, especially midget girls.
Stay away from her, dude, she's nothing but a Dirty 7-11.
That bitch gave me a Dirty 7-11 last night.
Frank works like a dog, travels 95% of the time and has tons of dough. His wife Marisa could care less as long as she can spend it! No love in that 7 eleven marriage!!
If in the sheets she can't give you a treat, she belongs to the streets
Baby can you give me a treat tonight because I'm in the mood?
Niggalation 7:11 is a word used to define affairs and entanglements or a missing piece in a relationship
Another way to say “Good Luck”
“I’m going to try to ask her out.”
“7 come 11, man.”
He won’t let you look at anything
Alan won’t let me see his discord on Alan’s iPhone 7