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People with these names are mostly born in Ireland and become English teachers that reduce the amount of English lessons in the school curriculum by half
"First thing women are looking for is safety" said Patrick calmly
"Come to my house and I'll show you my sheep" said Patrick
Patrick is a funny Athletic boy. He loves to play sports including football and he's always passionate about it . He is always thinking about football and talking about it . He is also a funny guy and a good guy to vibe with , he doesn't care if she gets told off in school he would do anything to make his friends laugh. he is not smart , but he's really funny .
Patrick is so dumb but in a funny way 😂
Patrick is the type of guy to be crap at fifa div 10 but he’s the type of guy to be a g
a guy who is always reliable and you can count on him, but he cant count
me: omg hi patrick
Patrick: what comes after 2?
Piece of shit human being. Will flirt with your mom, fuck your girlfriend and steal ur dog.
AVOID Scorpio Patricks at all costs. Great kissers though.
John : Hey did you see my MILF mother?
Ben : Shit, I think she went out with Patrick.
John : Fuck, not again.
A gym rat red-head who enjoys getting gains and working on their image for those to see.
Yo, you remember Patrick?
Yeah that gym nut who basically lives in the gym? Who doesn't.
A Patrick is a retired person who complains about the jonagolds not being in stock.
A Patrick is the male version of a Karen.
He can't smell if there are any jonagolds in the store, that is one of their biggest weaknesses.
If the drama is over he continues by talking to himself to boost his confidence.
The characteristics of a Patrick is someone who is above fifty, retired, doesn't have any kids, is bald, wears glasses and only talks about how hard their childhood was.
Why are there so many Patricks in this Aldi?
-THE JONAGOLDS ARE OUT OF STOCK!! CODE RED