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When you decide to do anal and she has a poo inside. You then enter her ass and the tip of your penis touches the poo
Dude, last night I was tipping the log
A large and particularly smelly dump.
Stan: “Hey Slim, you done in the bathroom?”
Slim: “Yeah. I layed a Rot Log though so you may want to wait a few minutes.”
Stan: “I hate you Slim.”
When you take a nice solid poop after eating a lot of corn
That corn on the cob gave me corn on the log
A fart that passes past a log in your anus that's extra stank.
Jose fell out due to the log drifter I sent out. Wonder if he can taste it?
The act of throwing something away that was once of great importance.
"Bro.... I was sooo hammered last I think I might have to waste log my liver ! RIP "
-Delaney Crawford
When a lady takes a ladylike shit.
Nadine left a lady log in my toilet. Awww.
In the event of sleep, you tend to get a no reason boner, this special type of boner is called Morning Wood. Now, you are going to be waking up next to your partner, lover, fuck buddy, or whatever and use your morning wood to your advantage. Keep in mind, morning logging could go both ways, if you wake up and fuck the person next to you or they see your massive Willie is throbbing and they fuck you. About 70% of rape is done during morning logging.
Person1: Yo, Morning Logging was amazing last night
Person2: what are you, fucking stupid?