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When someone is assigned a task they cannot refuse.
When someone claims they will do a certain action - something as simple as stating they will piss in a bush - whether it be hypothetical or humorous, as soon as someone replies with “Gobby Peanuts”, their word is solidified and the action must be completed.
There are rules:
You cannot tell someone to do something and add “Gobby Peanuts”. The person who is Gobby Peanutted MUST vocally express the action in theory first.
The action in question does not have to be completed immediately. As long as it does get completed.
“That girl’s quite hot... I might talk to her!”
“Gobby Peanuts! Can’t back down now!”
When your girl is on her period and you shit on the floor and you have sex in the shit and blood
Nan wana make a peanut and jam sandwich with me
A boy, typically young-looking, with smooth and soft skin.
Term first mentioned in the song “Hope” by Tim Legend.
That twink over there is driving me wild with that peanut butter skin
When you pass out from a pot attack, the only thing your crazy aunt can think to do to help you is fill a syringe with peanut butter and squirt it up your butt.
When sherri woke up from her pot attack, she thought she may have shit her pants. Then she realized she was a victim of peanut butter butt.
Not just a peanut, its the whole parcel.
A gooby glasses wearing, un-coordinated all round goof ball.
Lover of animals, video games and everything that speaks 'Nerd.'
You will never fail to laugh around a peanut parcel. No matter if its at or with them.
Look at that peanut parcel tripping over her own un-done shoe laces and dropping all her library books on the ground.
When a male fully submerges his penis into a fresh jar of peanut butter, and carefully pulls it out to keep the peanut butter nestled in the urethra. He then uses the peanut butter as a lubricant and proceeds to masturbate onto another individual. The “blessing” is completed once the man climaxes onto the other person, releasing a mixture of peanut butter and semen towards the subject. The man then smears the mixture onto the subjects forehead, creating a peanut butter-semen slurry.
Hey man, why do all of these peanut butter jars have deep insertions in them?
Yeah… I’ve been giving a lot of peanut butter blessings lately. You should try it.
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To spread one's self thin. Excessive multitasking with the expected result.
You may peanut butter yourself if you don't push back on some of these projects or get help.