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To jerk it, to spank the monkey, to masturbate.
"Hey, when's Jeff gonna let us use the bathroom? He's been in there for 30 minutes already."
"He can't help it. Ever since Andrea broke up with him, all he's done is cry on the couch and pull the pickle."
"Ugh."
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To work for a long time to get a sexually stubborn girl's panties, unsuccessfully, only to have another man come along and seal the deal in a much shorter period of time. This is often due to the first man getting the female's "juices flowing" and the second man profiting from it. This series of events is similar to someone working very hard at getting the top off a pickle jar, unsuccessfully, only to have a friend come along and pop the top off almost immediately, thus pickle jarred.
Charlie: "Dude, it's been like 3 months already! Tell me you finally got the panties from Jenny."
David: "Dude I wish I could, some juicehead douche from her gym pickle jarred me!"
Charlie: "All that hard work!"
David: I know dude, I know
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The act of a man jumping up and down or thrusting madly while naked and his pickle slaps from fupa to taint over and over making slapping sounds. Truly achieved during very warm weather and with little or no hair.
Jim loves to jiggle pickle while singing Christmas carols.
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a predictament or troubling occurance/ also used to annoy others in shouting matches
"We're in a pickle Dick." The Adventures of Dick and Jane
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the constant pounding of a woman while riding cowgirl causes extreme pressure on the man's bladder. Having nowhere else to go, the man proceeds to urinate on the girl's hair and then continues intercourse. Upon completion, the man then ejaculates in the woman's hair. The combination of urine and ejaculate causes the hair to take on an odor like that of pickle juice.
Tommy: Oh baby, keep riding that dick!
(girl continues to ride)
Tommy: Oh shit baby, I really gotta piss
Baby: uh uh uh...oh shit...well....i guess just piss in my hair, i'm too horny to wait
(Tommy proceeds to piss in her hair and the continue intercourse)
Tommy: Ugh ugh oh baby i'm cumming in your hair!!!!!
Baby: What the fuck?!?!
Tommy: Pickle Hair and you got it from me!!!
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To blasphemise on a dooshe pickle
Let's play hide the pickle with your disrespectful father
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Ok well it is when the female or male takes his/her tongue and like up and down the males penis and almost tickles it.
Whoa man, last night was awesome Michellers tickled my pickle! Whoa it was totally Tickle Pickle from her! Shes such an asian Whore!
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