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Short Arm Sybdrome (also known as S.A.S) refers to a person with short arms. Not abnormally short arms just generally short arms. Usually associated with Short Everywhere Syndrome; refering to a short person. Agian not an abnormally short perosn just short.
I can't reach it I suffer from SAS, Short Arm Syndrome.
When a persons arms are just to short to reach something.
If someone is discribing someone and says "they were short, about your hieght actually." You probally have Short Arm Syndrome.
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A delicious vagina. Opposed to a sweaty rotten tuna tasting vagina.
OHHHHHH! Sally thats some delicious strawberry short cunt!
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1)Where a person of short stature believes they have the ability to take on any person at any task. It is a general cockiness that is in a short person to replace the lack of height. Beware of anyone with short man syndrome.
2)When someone who is short gets an unfair natural advantage in some type of physical activity i.e. running, stretching, squating, benching, etc.
1)Guy 1 "Man why is Matt so aggressive towards me?"
Guy 2 "Because dude he has short man syndrome"
2)Guy 1 "I don't get why that guy can squat so much and run so fast."
Guy 2 "Well just look at him he has short man syndrome."
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Is when you ejaculate in a womans face, then puch her in nose. The mixture of blood and sperm resembles the characteristics of a straw berry short cake
I gave Jill a strawberry short cake last night and she loved it. Crazy bitch!
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Short Man Syndrome: the typical characteristic of any male under 5'10". Including attitude problems, and the necessary need to make their wife/girlfriend feel inadequate to compensate their own inadequacy. Tendency to be bullies and abuse people to make themselves feel better.
And all short men are in denial of it!
"Never date a man under 5'10", because he's bound to have short man syndrome."
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When a Vertically Challanged male tries to make up for his lack of height (normally to the opposite sex) with various obnoxious/annoying stunts, usually with a detramental effect to the popularity/confidence of the people around him. This decreasing of others' confindence makes the sufferer feel more important. Unfortunatly there is no known cure.
John: Hello Lucy I was wondering if you would go to the Cinema with me on saturday?
Percy(who suffers from Short Mans Syndrome):Hey Lucy, did you know John enjoys German Fetish Porn ??
Lucy: Oh my god wtf ??
Percy: Yeah its true.
John: Omg no it isnt!!
Lucy: Err bye...
John: Wtf did you do that for ?? Now she hates me.
Percy:Yayy !! I feel important!! I don't feel short anymore!!
John: Twat.
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usually short men who are in fact pussies, but feel the need to overcompensate everything and act tough to hide thier true pathetic nature
Man that kid matt, who also happens to be a huge twat, has some serious short man syndrome!
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