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The red circles left on your knees from reading memes while taking a nice long shit, side effects usually consist of tingling in the legs and feet.
I wasn't really in there taking a shit for 45 minutes, look, check out these meme knees.
Noun; A pillow (standard or body pillow) designated for use between one’s legs/knees.
“Ever since she’s gotten pregnant, she refuses to sleep without a knee-knocky.”
“ Ugh, I left my knee-knocky at home!”
the moment when you look down at your pants and they sag around your knees.
Coleton: shit I've gotta change my pants I've got saggy knees.
When you give him head while he squats over your face and his knee gives out squirting cum in your eye.
Oh my gawd, not another blown knee tonight! My eye is still swollen from the last one!
A term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.
Guy 1: Hey man we’re you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.
A sus individual who has a knee fetish. Usually a man. These sus men seem to especially enjoy rubbing knees with white bald men.
Hey did you guys here that Kevin finally admitted that he is a knee sexual?
Feekie Knees: Noun (n) & Verb (V).
When you take your time to fish out a nice, soft & fresh piece of poo with a high end fishbowl net. You put your chosen turd in one hand (Palm up & hand flat). You the smear the poo evenly in both hands, the proceed to massage it into both knees at the same time, while repeating: “ Feekies on my Knees, Feekies on my Knees, I got Feekies on my knees, ya Feekies o on my knees! The practice of Feekie Knees is quite good for the patellas as well as the souls.
My soul is hurt and needs healing. I’ll just grab my Fish net and relax to some Feekie Knees.
Ow! My knees! Awe crap no pun intended, I forgot my fish net and now I cannot perform the Feekie Knees.
Hey can I borrow some Feekies? My knees sure are sore.
Excuse me Pastor? Yes my child? Can you bless these feekies? I have a ball game and I “KNEEd” to cleanse my soul. No problem my child, but remember like Jesus turned water into wine, you my son can turn food into feekies.