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Meme knees

The red circles left on your knees from reading memes while taking a nice long shit, side effects usually consist of tingling in the legs and feet.

I wasn't really in there taking a shit for 45 minutes, look, check out these meme knees.

by Gooberocity October 17, 2019


Knee-knocky

Noun; A pillow (standard or body pillow) designated for use between one’s legs/knees.

Ever since she’s gotten pregnant, she refuses to sleep without a knee-knocky.”

“ Ugh, I left my knee-knocky at home!”

by gonnagetyourgizzard2019 July 02, 2019


saggy knees

the moment when you look down at your pants and they sag around your knees.

Coleton: shit I've gotta change my pants I've got saggy knees.

by Terrence H of Cumberlandia January 22, 2018


Blown knee

When you give him head while he squats over your face and his knee gives out squirting cum in your eye.

Oh my gawd, not another blown knee tonight! My eye is still swollen from the last one!

by Badass Btich Grammy December 28, 2022


Scratching Your Knee

A term that is used as an excuse for when you’re caught jerking one out. Could also mean jerking off in general.

Guy 1: Hey man we’re you just wanking it?!?!
Guy 2: Nah, just scratching my knee.
Guy 1: Oh, alright, continue scratching your knee then.

by TheRussianHammer March 27, 2018


Knee Sexual

A sus individual who has a knee fetish. Usually a man. These sus men seem to especially enjoy rubbing knees with white bald men.

Hey did you guys here that Kevin finally admitted that he is a knee sexual?

by Coach bald pill March 23, 2022


Feekie Knees

Feekie Knees: Noun (n) & Verb (V).
When you take your time to fish out a nice, soft & fresh piece of poo with a high end fishbowl net. You put your chosen turd in one hand (Palm up & hand flat). You the smear the poo evenly in both hands, the proceed to massage it into both knees at the same time, while repeating: “ Feekies on my Knees, Feekies on my Knees, I got Feekies on my knees, ya Feekies o on my knees! The practice of Feekie Knees is quite good for the patellas as well as the souls.

My soul is hurt and needs healing. I’ll just grab my Fish net and relax to some Feekie Knees.

Ow! My knees! Awe crap no pun intended, I forgot my fish net and now I cannot perform the Feekie Knees.

Hey can I borrow some Feekies? My knees sure are sore.

Excuse me Pastor? Yes my child? Can you bless these feekies? I have a ball game and I “KNEEd” to cleanse my soul. No problem my child, but remember like Jesus turned water into wine, you my son can turn food into feekies.

by Muffriend April 17, 2024