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Wang Shui

The position of male gonads, generally in terms of comfort, most often within the confines of restricting jeans, slacks, etc.

Dude, my wang shui is all out of whack. These jeans are too tight.

by BeanBeater3000 September 24, 2019


Wang-Baatar Theory

The Wang-Baatar theory establishes a balance between energy spent on romantic relationships with other relationships in order to promote the stability of fellow women everywhere...

... with set variables...
1) Hookups (H)
2) Casual Dates (D)
3) Platonic Friends (F)
4) Friends with Benefits (B)

5) Relationship (R)

...and dependent on the combination of variables where:

B = H+ F where H or F can come first

(F + D) > or = H

The spectrum of variables:

F -- B -- H -- D -- R

The Wang-Baatar Theory saved my life when I realized that I needed to focus on my friends more than the meaningless hookups that I have!

by moon&gwangster September 10, 2020


Wang Chung

Newest internet challenge where naked men run through town, trying to hit, or Chung, people with their penis, or Wang.

Mark: everyone get naked, time to Wang Chung tonight

Billy: Our video is sure to go viral.
Joe: What'd you do?
Jim: A bunch of us decided to Wang Chung thru town.
Bob: What's Wang Chung?
Larry: That’s where you get naked and run through town trying to hit someone with your wang.

Anyone want to Wang Chung tonight?

No way, it's too cold.

by Lostboy813 September 16, 2022


Wang chung

When someone indecisive annoys someone trying to make plans.

"Where's Mike?"

"No idea, Isabelle is wang chung"

by abgeschiedene October 27, 2021


Wang chung

When you spit a piece of ice out of your mouth and it winds up in your dogs anus.

While at the party I laughed so hard that I wang Chunged after hearing a joke while having ice tea.

by Deadman inc. October 18, 2020


Wang chung

A 1980's British New Wave band fronted by jack hues.also with Darren costin and Nick feldman. Prior to wang chung hues was in a band called "57 men". Although the origins of the bands name is in dispute

2 of the most prevalent theories are: 1 wang chung is the sound a guitar makes and 2 Wang Chung means "yellow chime" in chinese. Probably the most recognizable song of theirs is "dancehall days". Wang Chung also did the soundtrack for William h friedkin s movie "to live and die in la" they are still touring small venues to this day.

When I was in 'vegas I caught Wang Chung s free Monday night concert at the Fremont street experience.

by 4realazitgits March 19, 2021


Wang Chung

A placeholder verb referring to an action or state implied by the speaker but not explicitly stated. Often used in situations where a minority of a larger group finds the ambiguity comical at the expense of everyone else's good time.

"My wang's gonna be fully chunged at the function tonight, if you know what I mean brothers" 😏

"You guys wanna grab some sodas and wang chung by the ol' swimming hole?"

by Pod Rick July 23, 2024