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A ham that is rediculiously perverted and slovenly
Sleazed Ham: "When I was fucking her she got the pink glove so I had to use your lotion on her"
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; to get drunk
We're gonna get so ham sliced tonight, bro!
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Spreading your ass cheeks while having sex. Spreading your ass cheeks while taking a shit. Basically spreading your ass cheeks for any reason.
Oh look! Mark is spreadin ham behind that tree.
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Slang term for one's own penis.
Johnny Bagholder got caught rolling his ham pencil.
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The act of fist-pounding during christmas or making a fist bump over something Christmas related.
Person 1:You're going to get the newest{insert game series name here}? CHRISTMAS HAM!
Action: *fist bump now*
Person 1 & 2: YEAH!!
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Although usually used as a punishment for bad sex, a ham sandwich can also be something for kinky and wierd chicks. It begins with a man walking up and down a girls body with his legs stratilling her body (she is laying down and he is standing) he then shits all over her untill he is done. He then continues by pissing all over her body. He finally completes the sandwich by laying on top of her.
Dude, that chich was so bad last night i had to give her a ham sandwich.
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Yet another phrase which relates to the act of masturbation, named after the great man clapham
he spent all afternoon "clapping the ham"
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