Im a male and im now single i was married to this bitch named Karen she took my 3 kids and moved to hawaii and now im living in my own garage cause im too scared to sleep in the house my dick is 3.2 inches and i like to watch furry porn please hmu if u wanna smash my name is Kevin.
Me: Karen please don't go i loved to sniff ur butt cheeks when u are asleep
Karen: Nigga u stole my beans and now im stealing the kids
Me on tinder: Karen took my kids please send nudes
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If ur a 15 year old girl be prepared. If she can’t have u she’ll jerk off to ur Pinterest. She’ll find her way in no matter how rapisty
Karen that watched too much lesbian age gap porn secretly wants to f every 15 year old girl she sees & is willing to use rapist quality force to grant access for perving / stalking hour
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A middle age white woman with "the haircut" and sunglasses who, contrary to the stereotype, actually expresses compassion and selflessness in her words and actions.
Wow Marcus when your mom asked to speak to the African American manager I thought she was going to complain and make a scene. Instead she complimented the food and decor and asked where she could leave a 5 star review and complimented the picture of his wife he had in his office.
Yeah she's a real Karen-for-others
Even more powerful than Big Oil or Big Pharma, Big Karen is the core demograph down to which all other powers must ultimately bow. She's white, she's over 50, and damn is she ever entitled. She has the most votes, and in real terms, controls the most capital. Why are there a million black men doing unpaid labor in American prisons? Cui Bono? The most typical depositor to the financial institutions that derive profit from prison labor is... guess who. Big Karen has The Patriarchy pussywhipped. Big Karen says you're victimizing her by not feeding her a bigger omelet, but also by breaking too many eggs. Big Karen says there are too many babies being born. But what part of the population is actually exploding? Guess who.
Sorry, we still can't ratify the E.R.A. Big Karen is ready to be PAID for heavy lifting, but not ready for actually DOING any heavy lifting.
A Karen roaming around ready to unleash her Full Karen on someone.
A Karen on the loose
That girl on vacation is a free roaming Karen.
A Karen who has transcended the level of fuckwittage that they have resorted to violence and will then hit you. When a person retaliates, the Fuckemup Karen will use their cat-like reflexes to grab their phone and stream pn Facebook live. Other characteristics include, shit hair, usually divorced, gets off on talking to managers and usually wearing expensive brands to show "power"
"Mate, I was at work today and witnessed a Fuckemup Karen"
"Damn, lucky. They're really rare"
A self-aware Karen (or unfortunate person with a Karen-vibe) attempting to reform from problematic Karen behavior so they act like the antithesis of a Karen by overcompensating and displaying over-the-top friendly behavior to people in the service industry in order to seem more relatable. They often coming off as inauthentic but their intentions aren’t necessarily bad.
This entitled-looking middle-aged white woman with an inverted bob haircut is obviously trying extremely hard to be relatable and liked by the manicurist. It’s hard to watch this Overcompensating Karen.