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Rough Paper Route

Someone who hasn't aged well.

"They're only in their mid 20s, but had a rough paper route."

by Jarmaug July 15, 2022

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pencil-to-paper

A shortened form of "pencil to paper", meaning taking an HB pencil and solving mathematics on a regular sheet of lined paper.

Joseph, can we get some pencil-to-paper going please?

by Kevin February 16, 2004

2๐Ÿ‘ 21๐Ÿ‘Ž


toilet paper hat

a toilet paper hat

That's a mighty fine toilet paper hat, Ted.

by poobert January 16, 2003

12๐Ÿ‘ 18๐Ÿ‘Ž


brown paper bag

when a girl has a great body and an ok face so you just want to put a bag over her head and f**k her. only players do this, or even think about this.

wow! look at maddy...mmmm. brown paper bag her

by maddy stepnoski June 11, 2009

25๐Ÿ‘ 46๐Ÿ‘Ž


rock paper scissors

n. 1. game played by children to make a decision based on luck
2. game played by adults because they have too fucking much time on their hands (see urbandictionary)

1. Ok Bobby, let's play rock paper scissors to see whether or not you get a beating tonight
2. Oh my sweet holy ball-dropping Christ, I can't believe www.worldrps.com exists and I feel shame for humanity.

by jimmy ivory April 2, 2004

12๐Ÿ‘ 19๐Ÿ‘Ž


Toilet Paper Biscuit

The act of rolling toilet paper around one's hand several times to form a soft bisuit that an overweight person will place between folds of fat on their body (usually a roll of fat under the lower abdomen) to prevent chafing, absorb sweat, and to reduce skin irritations. At the end of the day, the person may chose to retire their biscuit, letting it air dry for re-use the next day, or save the biscuit to use to wipe their ass at a later date.

Cory made a new toilet paper biscuit each morning and placed it under the flap of his belly fat to absorb sweat so that his rash would heal. He kept his used toilet paper biscuits in his bathroom and later wiped his ass with them after taking a shit.

by LooSeaAhh March 15, 2012

3๐Ÿ‘ 3๐Ÿ‘Ž


Texas Toilet Paper

A cow using it's tongue to lick your asshole clean.

I ran out of regular toilet paper, so I went to the field and received a texas toilet paper instead.

by SunDevilTank May 28, 2007

13๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž