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"Dad I just woke up with white sticky pee in my pants."
"Son I have to have a talk about the diffrent kinds of pee."
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Scientific research conducted by Dr Sum Tin Wong says:
pee is stored in the balls because the balls are nearer to the thing than the kidneys
pee is also deposited more often in to the toilet than cum into woman
this article is sponsored by THIS KNEE & KK Hospital
this article is sponsored by THIS KNEE & KK Hospital
remember pee is stored in the balls
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A term to describe the act of peeing and shitting and farting, but in a lighter tone.
"hey mom, I'm gonna go Pee and Shid and Fard." "You are a disappointment to the family"
Noun. Similar to "preemptive strike" in attacking one's own urinary or fecal system as a movement is eminent. One will force a potty break in order to prevent an awkward situation.
"Just before I went in for my job interview, I made a pee-emptive strike so I wouldn't be squirming in my chair answering questions. Glad I made that move as I ended up needing to poop!"
"I didn't want to wake up in the middle of the night to take a wizz so, as tired as I was, I took some time to make a pee-emptive strike before going to sleep."
The furry version of Pee Wee Herman.
I, Lord Grim, am not sorry for making Pee Wee Furman
Jay Why Pee oppar is one of the most famous Korean singers in the world of K-pop, he is incredibly talented is cool AF. He owns the company - JYP Entertainment (Twice, Stray Kids, Itzy, etc.)
He is an amazing dancer and sings very well, it is said that he has never auto-tuned. He is def NOT a creep, and several talented people have NOT left his company, he is NOT a narcissist and he promotes the groups under him VERY WELL!
Person 1: Yo, U watched Jay Why Pee's concert last night?
Person 2: *Snorts* kOrAjUn mOlaAaAaA...Ya I did :3
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Noun
A cheap plastic trophy given to a young child that signifies no achievement whatsoever.
You kicked the ball! Yay! Have a trophy!
You failed to kick the ball and fell on your face! Yay! Have a trophy!
"My kid has stacks of these crappy Pee-wee trophies at home gathering dust..."
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