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For one to have intercourse with a third-wheel.
John should have a sweet night, said he'd even have a go at pounding the flounder! Prim 👌
When you jump off the corner of your bed, shit in mid air then land ass first on your significant others face when they are laying on the floor.
I totally gave your step mom the pound cake last night!
Translation: Have you ever been fucked in the ass without lube?
Leroy: Have you ever been brought to pound town via the rainbow road sans vaseline?
Carl: $20 is $20 and we’re in a recession.
The awkward fist pound vs. high five attempt, when the latter realizes too late what is going on, so they instead wrap their open hand around a closed fist.
I tried to congratulate him on that strike, but he totally pound grabbed me...
When a team is winning, by a lot, they run a play allowing the big guys, who normally never get a chance to run the ball, to run the ball in for a touchdown.
The play is normally developed on the fly, and is done, not to score points, but to put on a great show for the fans, and in high school ball, to give the guys who have never held the ball a great story to tell.
Yeah, we were winning 56 to 7 at the half, so we put our defensive tackle in to run the ball. When he got it, our defensive ends ran with him. I swear to God the ground was shaking as they ran down the field. It really was a thousand pound touchdown.
that girls like a 4 pound lobster...(all the good stuff in the lobster is in the tail..)
He needs to stop pounding the devil’s support beam. Look at that forearm!