Jerk-off salt

When a guy nuts onto a napkin and bakes it so it gets all dry and crumbly. Used for salting foods and maybe drinks, especially good on pasta.

Yo Andy lets make some jerk-off salt tonight.
Sure I got an oven at my place Ali.

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Mexican Mud Jerk

When a female drops a watery brown bath on your man package then proceeds to use the fecal stew as a lubricant for hand jobs galore.

We had no lotion so my friends mom showed me the true wonders of a Mexican Mud Jerk.

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circle jerk

circle jerkS.notice the capital s,was and still is a band the early eighties.not the 90's.dont try to be old school if your not.

i own golden shower of hits by the CIRCLE JERKS.

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circle jerk

We're all aware of the original definition, BUT after many irritating experiences running...

NEW ALTERNATE DEFINITION:
A circle jerk is the group of people who do not move out of your way to let you pass when you are running circular tracks. Furthermore, they may, on purpose, bump into you to throw you off your rhythm.

Start using it if you suffer from this problem. It's very
theraputic!

Bluntly: "Fucking circle jerks"
Secretive: *underbreath* "Fucking Circle Jerks"

One day I'm going to carry a 2 X 4 to knock those circle jerks on their ass for a change

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campfire circle-jerk

A campfire circle-jerk is when a bunch of guys jack off together and have cumgasms around a campfire.

When a bunch of us cadets go camping, we all enjoy a good campfire circle-jerk!

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circle jerks

Those people in the circle of a G+ (GOOGLE+) who suffer from false beliefs, who have accepted idiotic doctrines and subsequently who cannot put forth cogent argument.

I didn't want to clog your stream with an essay, especially since I seem to offend your crazed socialist, communist circle jerks,

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TV jerking

Turning the tv on, and flip to a random channel, and you have to jerk it to the first person you see

"hey man wanna try TV jerking"?

-ahhh why not.

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