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Prison Cells are Just Rooms

The comeback to when a dumb pedophile says age is just a number

Guy: The fuck are you doing with that kid?
Pedo: age is just a number
Guy: Prison Cells are Just Rooms *calls the cops*

by BeatleBoyThicc August 6, 2018

13๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Let's Just Have Sex.

this phrase is something to say during one of those times you want to say something random. or you can just say something really long and then say this to make it funny. this phrase makes conversations really funny? or you enter panda's ventrilo and it says "let's just have sex" in the lobby, thats when we all have sex.

EX1)Kelvin: yo dude lets play gunz
Panda: nah.
Kevlin: k, Lets just have sex.
EX2)Panda: so dude ill like completely own you and like be super G like a flea and have a big dick with my dick in your mouth so GG man.
Kelvin: k...?
Panda: Let's just have sex.
EX3)Hinson: LOL WHY DOES IT SAY LETS JUST HAVE SEX IN YOUR VENT?
*cuz your gay hinson, and you never said this but i wanted to make fun of you*

by pandaboyxxx September 17, 2009

125๐Ÿ‘ 36๐Ÿ‘Ž


I just want to be friends

A phrase that your boyfriend or girlfriend will say {normally the girlfriend says it} which means "I don't want to date you, so I think that it's best that we are just friends, instead of saying "I'm dumping you". Often said because the they don"t want to hurt your feelings but. This phrase is very commonly used as a way out of a relationship.

Carol: Listen Jack this isn't really working out. Jack: Was it something I said? Carol: No not at all but i still like you so, I just want to be friends, okay? Jack: Okay I guess. *weep*

by uber_irish_pirate June 16, 2006

109๐Ÿ‘ 31๐Ÿ‘Ž


shit just hit the fan

meaning that things just got worse, and its going to be messy.

Jane: Mary heard from joe that we stole her money.
Jackie: What are we going to do?
Jane: I don't know... i guess the shit just hit the fan, theres nothing to do.

by LauRUNloo July 20, 2008

76๐Ÿ‘ 20๐Ÿ‘Ž


What the hell just happened?

A phrase used to show puzzlement over an occurrence. Oftentimes in the show South Park it is spoken by a character after they have seen a parody of something commonplace in our society. In such instances it often draws attention to how out of the ordinary accepted actions can be.

*group of punk-kids walk and perform a complicated street dance*

Punk: "You just got served!"

Stan: "What the hell just happened?"

by Punman August 6, 2009

10๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


Don't Ask, Just Smell

A phrase to define the new policy of not "outing" someone by asking, "Did you just fart?" Not asking someone or a roomful of people, who farted is politically correct. The person who ripped it, dealt it, or pushed it, may have a medical issue the casuses he/she to expell rancid gas at semi-regular intervals. Moreover the guilty party may be very shy and "outing" them might cause mental trauma that would far exceed the mental and physical anguish of "just smelling".

I was at a meeting the other day when Bob let out an SBDF. I thought I was going to die. I was just about to "out" him on it, but then I thought, "What about Bob's feelings?". He's been having a rough time at home and with his Irratable Bowel Syndrome, I thought it prudent to practice "Don't Ask, Just Smell".

by BigBlackBlick December 28, 2011

14๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


I Just Lost The Game

Words uttered when you lose The Game.

Me: Guess what?
You: What?
Me: The Game!
You: Screw you! I Just Lost The Game!!!

by Joshbray1992 December 25, 2008

75๐Ÿ‘ 22๐Ÿ‘Ž