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The stream of ejaculatory fluid seeping from woman to woman to woman which eventually leads back a few dudes at Carlson Business College
"We'll get you an InTeRnShIp & JeOB while at sT tHoMas! All through the St Thomas Network!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! all you have to do is pay 40k$ and read about SJW and business EThIcS! We haAve GReaT, SaLieNt MaJorS!"
"I guess I better bring my rain boots....sigh..."
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Saint Thomas Aquinas is a school full of popular kids and nerve, this school is dominated with blacks and aisans and some whites
People lose their virginity by year 9 and mujority get head in year 8 the year 10 sell sweets and pick on year 7,there are a ton of fights and relationships and a small percentage of girls are bisexual the year 7 going to year 8 in September 2019 have lots of fights and make fight pages on ig all the popular kids get girls and nerds get bullied and the girls are all sense time with deeper voices than most boys,this school has people looking like Roadmen with there blacked out outfits and boys finger girls underneath staircases,the food is inconsistent mostly bad but education wise is amazing,their detention rules go a Lil like this
C1-30 MIND
C2-1 HOUR
C3-2 HOUR
C4-ISOLATION
C5-SUSPENDED
Mr Martin is making the shool better but students are not enjoying it,they care more about your clothing than they do about yourself the girls always lips boys and you tend to see "as grabbing" alot year 10 go out of lessons to masterbate about their girls grabbing there crotch,the year 11 are always safe and mature but have fights they only worry about their exams and their siblings,some year 10s make a girl lose their virginity and say it was rubbish any way as you can see theirs a lot of sexual stuff and boys in year 7 only worry about if a girl is flat or not and if they're on report
Guy-wagwan g just tapped my tings back and she might gimme head and maths was dead still
Guy2-same blood I had Mrs ...... and she gave me a c1 for answering back
Guy-don't think your bad cause im on report and I got a C2 cut that sick head teacher sent me out
Guy2-oi shut up blud you and your long backbuk*punches him in his face*
*SLT using radio*-WE NEED BACKUP that is St Thomas aquinas
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St. Thomas More is a private catholic school in which shit goes down. STM is full of guys who play COD as their friends make out with slutty girls who circuitously date the same guys. When the guy or girl gets tired of dating their counterpart, they break up abruptly with temporary mutual hatred toward one another. The cycle continues as the girls become sluttier and the guys increasingly desperate. Throughout the mayhem of private education, the students of STM always remain true to their catholic-christian values!
COD
Guy Student #1: WOW! making out with Emily last night on my bro's couch was awesome!
Bro: Dude I thought was dating her! Oh well, I got a tactical nuke while you guys were goin' at it.
Guy Student #2: Hey I got dibs for next week when you guys break up.
Emily: I don't really care who it is. Get me a man!
Public School Student: Man, St. Thomas More is the shit!
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"Hail, Thomas the tank engine! Hail!"
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From what I understand, former television star Danny Thomas used to enjoy the company of prostitutes. Who doesn't? But Danny Thomas had would hire his hookers to sit on a glass table and take a dump while he was underneath the table watching...
He liked his eggs Danny Thomas style...
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A somehow children's show about innocent people getting evilly possessed and turned into a FUCKING TRAIN. Then they have to work for some obese British guy.
kid: How is Thomas and Friends meant for kids. These guys gotta stop possessing FRICKING INNOCENT PEOPLE JUST TO TURN THEM INTO TRAINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A theodore Thomas is a person who tends to like penis in the bum.
He will pretend to like girls like Mia but won’t deny being a gay gypsy
Yo ur man is such a theodore thomas
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