The n00b school bus (or noob school bus) is something that whining people who suck (often called noobs or n00bs, sometimes nubs or scrubs) tend to ride when they get OWNED or PWNED at video games, usually Counter-Strike.
Quake announcer: Headshot!
Alex: Haha!!! Beep beep! Is that the school bus? Is that the school bus?
Matt: Not afreakinggain.
Quake announcer: Double kill!
Jason: Haha Matt you're just riding teh noob school bus today.
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An individual who thinks that he or she "runs" a bus stop. In that they will continually stare down all vehicles which pass by - in anger over their apprent car-less status. They also jockey for "first place" position in the line to get onto the bus. Bus stop dons also tend to have had a history riding both public transit and the unusual Greyhound.
"'ey man, check out that bus stop don staring you down."
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Someone stupid. A dumbass or gimp. Basically, being retarded.
That kid's riding the short bus.
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the code that bandies attempt, but never end up swearing by regarding what happens on the band bus: what happens on the band bus STAYS on the band bus.
Marie: omg on that one band trip i sat next to this trumpet player... we ended up hooking up!
Gina: whoa, girl! don't you know the band bus code? what happens on the band bus STAYS on the band bus!
Rick: HAHAHA JOHN KISSED RANDY ON THE WAY HOME FROM LAST WEEKS COMPETITION!
John: IT WAS A DARE AND IT WAS ON THE CHEEK!
Fred: What happened to the band bus code?!
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The dance you decide to have that makes you miss your last train home.
We were out having a shocking time when Norman thought he noticed a hot chick giving him serious cut eye on the dance floor. Norm suddenly got excited and pogo-ed onto the floor, knocking into people and causing a domino effect. 15 revellers toppled over into a heap. Furious, the hot chick toe-punted him in his tip and threw her Tahiti Ticker cocktail in his face. The bouncers dived on him and proceeded to batter him with bicycle chains until the ambulance arrived.
We got into an all-against-all brawl on the N25 home. I was taken to the London Hospital in a Police helicopter!
Fucking Norm and his Night Bus Dance!!!
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Phrase made popular by a small town graphic designer in northern Michigan after watching two battling chipmonks attempt to hurl one another under a fast moving shortbus. Denotes an individual's willingness to sacrifice another's future and recognition for one's own gain. Blatant disregard for another's well-being. Betrayal.
Anakin through her co-worker under the bus.
Net was thrown under the bus.
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An act that is simply cool, anybody who genuinely thanks the bus driver is cooler than anybody you could possibly meet. These people are on higher standards of coolness and are highly praised online.
Thanking the bus driver
Tom: Thanks for the ride man
Bus driver: :)
Danny: Yo bro, that was cool af.
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