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The small harmless spiders that are commonly found on natural cut Christmas trees.
Sometimes can be a stow away spider that found its way to fake tree as well.
"Don't hurt the Christmas spider!"
"Christmas Spider's are our friends!"
"My family only found 3 Christmas spiders on our tree this year."
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hey mother fucker! So today is the day that fucking holy guy was born, right?
Jay: My girlfriend says that christmas is a crock'a shit cos' nowhere in the bible does it say that the big man was born on December 25th... It's also a time to be drunk and merry!
Toekzy; yeah... thats cool i guess... alright kids, i'm gonna let you in on a little secret..READY?
Jay: i'm a herion addict, i'll probly be your next president... WAAOOOWW!!
oh boy, i can't wait til next year..04 bitches
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A Controversy that arises now and then around Christmas over the displaying of christmas trees in public, government or locations where the public typically gathers (such as Banks, Grocery stores, etc) and is usually the result of someone having a problem with religious ideals and objects being on public display.
Typically considered political correctness run amuck given the absurdity of the dispute, especially considering that the Christmas tree is a relatively recent edition to the celebration of Christmas with origins in pagan religion and was almost instantly seized upon for its commercial applications by shops and business.
News reporter: a Christmas tree controversy today as Chase bank has told a branch of theirs that they can not put a Christmas tree on display and that it must be taken down after they received complaints from customers. Other customers have threatened to pull their money out of the bank if the tree is removed.
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A Mexican Christmas Present is the result of giving a girl a Donkey Punch, but instead of her butthole clenching up, she releases her bowels all over you like a Pinata, giving you - a Mexican Christmas Present.
"I tried to give Maria a Donkey Punch, but instead a tight fuck, she gave back a Mexican Christmas Present."
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Christmas and New Year's Eve are two of the largest items on anyone's social itinerary in a year. Usually they involve much family contact, drinking and general merriment. When combined however, they make reference to the fact you went and had the best time (usually night) of your life.
Dude1: "Hey how was your party at college?"
Dude2: "It was great mate, I gave them Christmas and New Year's!"
A term used in Christmas movies most often used to tell the Main Character not to be an asshole.
Main Character: No I don't want Christmas, I hate the holiday and everyone who celebrates it.
Supporting characters: But you need to know The true meaning of Christmas, so you can feed the homeless, starving, kitten orphans.
Main Character: °o°
The multicolored particulate that gets matted in your pubic hair when you fall asleep after unprotected anal sex without showering, thus festooning one’s penis as if it has been bequeathed a Holiday Wreath from California’s Inland Valley.
I plowed that Lot Lizard at the Flying J and woke up to the smell of burnt soup, her Fresno Christmas Wreath around my Dick…