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jizz broccolli

the difficult art of a male perming his ballfro and ejaculating into a womens mouth. the women then spits the jizz onto the ballfro and gently scrubs it in. the couple then waits until the semen has hardened and proceed to shave the white ballfro, dye it green and eat it for dinner.
CAUTION: after eating this, the jizz broccolli takes years to digest, comparable to swallowing gum.

"Wow, that jizz broccolli i harvested last night was worth the wait!"

by cumbucket supreme December 21, 2009

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jizz can

it is when a man keeps all of his jizz

a can of jizz!!!!

example "ewww sally whats that in your fridge"

sally " dude its my jizz can!!!!"

"thats fucking nasty"

by mr.smarterass April 26, 2009

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Jizz Vom

When somethings so good it makes you want to jizz but so bad that it makes you want to vomit (vom) at the same time

uhhh carbs...jizz vom!

by JizzVom April 20, 2010

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kiddy jizz

When your cum is see through and not white.

Most likely between the ages of 8-12

When you hit puberty it will turn white basicly

I Came Today And It Was Seethrough" "O So You Kiddy Jizzed?

by Tickle Me Gumby November 28, 2010

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jizz-spat

The opposite of swallowage, the act of spitting out, instead of swallowing, a man's jizz-load or cum, after a man ejaculates into a woman's mouth, during the act of fellatio or getting a 'B.J.'. Synonymous with spattage.

Guy: 'Hey, chica, you don't swallow??? WTF?'
Chick: 'Gross, I would never!'
Guy: 'Well, then you better clean up that 'jizz-spat' off of my expensive comforter, slag-face.'

by coozehound72 August 17, 2010

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Ghost jizz

When you blow your nose and clear shot comes out.

God I'm just blowing out ghost jizz. It's all clear and nasty.

by Op dude with boobs March 18, 2015

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jizz dagger

jizz thats hits so hard it feels like a dagger

omg that jizz dagger really hurtt

by pumpkinnnlover October 25, 2009

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