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A scarce and sacred resource sought after by the highest level of swag lords to indulge in when competing the the most violent of video games. Gamer Girl Pee raises a swag lords epic level by 999 , this has lead to Gamer Girl Pee being banned in all esport competitions for being "too OP lol".
If you are ever lucky enough to locate a bottle of this sacred substance cherish it as it may be the last bottle in existence and will surely bring you all the mad pussy you desire.
"Damn Dave must drink loads of Gamer Girl Pee, he is such an Epic Swag Lord my fellow gaming comrade.
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The Peewee Defense is the defense employed during an argument by somebody who is bad at debate (or is trying to argue a really stupid point), generally when all other forms of defense have been exhausted or they otherwise run out of options. It consists of one individual attempting to turn the debate against the opponent by accusing them of the exact same statements being used by the opponent.
"Only an idiot would rely on the Pee-Wee Defense to win an argument."
"I know you are, but what am I?"
A funny, weird, and wacky character created by himself aka Paul Reubens. Pee Wee Herman's character origniated with "The Groundlings", which them catapulted him to create "The Pee Wee Herman Show". As time passed, Pee Wee Herman successfully created a tv show named "Pee Wee's Playhouse", and not to mention a successful movie directed by Tim Burton called "Pee Wee's Big Adventure".
"I know you are but what am I?"
"NAKED GUMBY AHHH"
"Kids hurry up and finish your breakfast so you can watch Pee Wee's Playhouse."
"Pee Wee Herman is my hero"
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The smallest unit of measurement known to man. Approximately the width of an atom. A mosquito's piss stream is a string of molecules.
Gerald, that scratch on your 1981 Datsun is the size of a mosquitos pee hole, chill out.
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An admonish men given to males with bad aim while passing micturition.
I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!
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A giant spider from the show Aqua Teen Hunger Force, who happens to be a rapper. His hit single, "I like candy" is very catchy to wads of meat, especially Meatwad. He is killed and later reincarnated as a cow named Sir Loin.
Have you heard the new MC Pee Pants Song?
Yes! You've been blasting it all night!
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An admonishment given to males with bad aim while passing micturition (pissing) into a regular sit-down toliet bowl.
I just had cataract surgery; now I can pee IN the toliet, not ON the toliet!
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