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A big boralic black bear that takes fat glizzy rips
Yo watch out for the glizzy bear he’s on the prowl tonight
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Derived from "making bears," originally popularized as a euphemism for a bowel movement by Mrs. Cartman of South Park fame, making "juice bears" is when you are stricken with diarrhea.
Oh, man, I had Mexican for lunch, and I totally made juice bears in the office john.
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Someone who can’t suck dick well but will swallow.
Dave: Samantha isn’t good at bjs but she’s a damn good cummy bear!
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(n.) a plaything of comfort for an adult or child, usually soft, plush, and attached to a woman.
Example 1:
Sister One: Hey, can you watch Susie tonight?
Sister Two: Sure, what's her bedtime?
Sister One: Doesn't really matter, just make sure you hold her so she has access to your chest. Susie can't sleep without her titty bear.
Example 2:
Jackie: Damn, I miss my girl.
Jazz: What do you miss about her the most?
Jackie: I just to fall asleep with my hand cupped around her right boob. It's been so hard falling asleep without my titty bear.
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a handsome amazing bear. has a ass-kicking smile, and doesn't put up with bull-shit
karen: saves a chiled before it falls off a cliff. you: wow, she is a total trumpy- bear
oscar: destroys a whole army of evil farts! kiera: i love that trumpy-bear man!!
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that seat cover is feeding the bears at the chicken coop
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When a bear fucks a girl in the butt. The act of sneaking up on a girl and having sex in a bear suit.
I was just walking and all of the sudden I got bear trucked.
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