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In any situation where a given character has received 111% damage in any match. They will face death in a matter of mere moments and will be unable to kill another opponent. HOWEVER, super jump, falcon punch, warlock punch, and love hump have priority over the 111% curse.
check gamemasterdevil1 account on youtube for videos of the 111 = death on brawl theory in action.
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When a woman moans, all single adult men within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.
When a man moans, all single adult women within a 69-meter radius will bring out their binoculars and peek through the open window.
Dad Who Ran Away: "Why do all single adult women have clear imaging Roof Prism Binoculars?"
Joe Mama: "Same for single adult men! They got the Night Vision Extreme Binoculars!"
Step-Sis: "Thats the relative motion binocular sex theory in full effect."
White Men Can't Jump Theory is a tale as old as gravity, due to the evolutionary trait of white people having less joints in their legs, they cannot jump the same height as minorites. Whenever they try and play hoops, it's classified as a hate crime and a medical emergency due to the sure fact their legs will give out after the last slam dunk.
"Hey look, Tyler's gonna dunk that basket!"
"Oh shit, forgot about White Men Can't Jump Theory."
Second Beer Pool Master is the phenomenon observed at a pool table after the subject has consumed a select quantity of a brewed alcoholic beverage.
Extensive studies have shown that although consumption of a second brewed beverage within a short time period has the ability to improve pool skills, a third appears to initiate the numbing process of the the brain dedicated towards being a Pool Master.
The skill level of a pool player can be determined by the following process:
where(player.Environment = "Pool Table") {
set skillLevel.value to 1 ///out of 10
beersConsumed = 0
foreach(beer as consumed) {
beersConsumedNow = beersConsumed + 1
}
if(beersConsumedNow < 1) {
set skillLevel.value to 2
}
elsif(beersConsumedNow = 2) {
set skillLevel.value to 9.5
set player.label to 'Legend'
set hotGirls.affinity to 182%
}
elsif(beersConsumedNow >2) {
foreach(countOf(beersConsumedNow)) {
set skillLevel.value to (history.skillLevel - (beersConsumedNow/10))
}
}
}
Darren: How did you pull that move off? It was incredibe!
Scott: I am a believer of the 'Second Beer Pool Master' theory.
Have you found your Lord and Savior "Beer, the Second"
The theory that people prefer the method in which their mom made tuna and potato salad over all other methods.
"I bought potato salad from the deli, but it's not like Mom used to make!" It just goes to show that The Tuna Fish & Potato Salad Theory is true.
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Trickle Down Beta Impact Theory is the theory that beta males just let their fellow betas get beaten up by other betas and it trickles downwards into a society of 99% beta males. When the trickling occurs, there is no way to stop it. Whereas when an upward alpha male surge occurs, feminists are quick to jump in and shut down the movement. The Trickle Down Beta Impact Theory explains the steady dropping of testosterone rates and increasing feminine male behavior in society.
Guy 1: Did you see that black thug beat up the white guy working at Applebee's while all of the whiteys stood around looking on?
Guy 2: That's what I call the Trickle Down Beta Impact Theory!
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The theory that every show has one of its most iconic episodes at s5 ep14
The office: stress relief part 1 (the one with the fire drill and safety training)
Friends: the one where they know
Brooklyn 99: the box
Adventure time: Simon and Marcy
The Simpsons: Lisa vs Malibu Stacy
Dude, season 5 episode 14 theory has me so pumped for the new season of _____.
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