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A big fat cock. Huge man meat. Thick and rigid.
He tore my house up with his pleasure hammer.
He put that pleasure hammer to my ass and I can’t walk today.
Keeping a secret collection of ABBA and Carpenters and listening to their albums when no one else is around.
I know it's a guilty pleasure, but those Swedish Babes in ABBA are my best girls.
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1. The mythical island where everyone has sex, or shimmy-shams, all the time.(Not to be confused with the island visited by pinocchio).
2. The place where couples visit when they shimmy sham.
Mrs. Grossman told us that we were jackasses on pleasure island. That seemed like a compliment to me.
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An ecstatic feeling so immense that the person experiencing it has no other option but to shit oneself.
Allegedly happens but is probably not limited to instances where men are receiving blowjobs.
"I had a client shit himself while I was blowing him then got mad when I stopped blowing him. According to him all men shit themselves while feeling extreme pleasure."
-u/girlwiththemonkey
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When the head of a mans penis is prominently more wide than the rest of his dick.
"His pleasure bump was so big, i could feel my booty hole stretching."
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when one is strapped in a position where said sex machine (or genitals) penetrate the ofirice where they cannot get out.
Jack went over to his friend’s house to hang out, but not five seconds when he stepped in, he saw darkness. He felt his clothes being stripped off. He felt a rope tangle around his limbs separately, and his dick. He felt a sack come off his head. The room was dimly lit and he looked behind him. A dildo entered his ass and it went six inches in his tight ass. It hurt so much, and the dildo slid in faster. He felt a vacuum connect to his dick and he felt a hard suck. This went on for an hour. He is now gay.
Forced Pleasure
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A usually secretive, sick and twisted activity/hobby that someone does, that KNOWS they shouldn't and feel downright ashamed for. Sadly, we all have them, including me.
Myself: *sighs* I like listening to Lady GaGa's "Bad Romance". Considering that I usually condemn mainstream music and I usually listen nothing but The Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Kansas, and other kickass bands, this is indeed a PRIME example of a guilty pleasure. -_-U
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