Henry

Henry is a great guy. He is hella indecisive, and kind of whiny sometimes. He wheres super clonky shoes that hurt when he steps on your toes. He hates "ur mom" jokes, but it's quite funny when he gets pissed off about them. He is a mechanical man. He says he is stupid, but it isn't true. He shines at shock value humor, and makes people quite exasperated. Henry, isn't the tallest, but he makes up for it with his personallity. He tends to chew on things like rubber, and then gets shocked when he swallows them. How many cups are under his bed will forever remain a mystery. Henry is loved by all, except homophobes, cause he is pretty gay lol. Henry, his impressions are interesting, especially of sex addicted men from the 60's. He doesn't sound like Elmo, but more like those old people that have been smoking for seventy years. He likes Nirvana, which is questionable, but the rest of his music taste is great. He hates musical theatre nerds; however, he likes reading Shakespear, like a fucking nerd. In all seriousnes, I love Henry's, and you should never let them go.

P.S. excuse the spelling and grammar, I am stupid.

Oh, it's Henry? Does he have a mullet today or is he bald? Is he actually gonna choose what we do today?

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Henry

Henry means hero, anyone named Henry is not that. They are not a good person.

"Hey Henry! Why are there bodies in the alleyway?"

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Henry

The type of chill dude that watches hentai

My name's Henry and i like to watch Hentai

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Henry

The devil in human form. Do not trust a Henry for he will eat your soul and laugh while doing it. He is often accompanied by his minion Ludvig whom he feeds hair from his hairbrush. A Henry is characterised by his devilish stench and his big ass balenciaga covered feet.

Don't let Henry babysit your child! He will consume it after he feeds it his hair.

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Henry

The hottest, sexiest guy you will ever fuckin meet. If you know a Henry, get with him now. They are extremely cool individuals and anyone who knows them is very lucky.

That boys sooo fit

Yeah. He must be a henry

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Henry

A gorilla, midget korean.

Ooo ooo ah ahh Ching Chang Chong Henry

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Henry

A high ego person, that is a dickhead and is really annoying. He is a so cocky and people don't want him around

NOOO ITS HENRY

OMG FUCK OFF HENRY
HENRY MORE LIKE HUNGRY

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