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to kick serious ass in a needed situation
Guy 1: This guy was picking on me, so i went jack bauer style on his ass
Guy 2:Dude kick ass
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1. A large fish most commonly found in the kitchen.
2. A morbidly obese woman of African-American descent, exhibiting a rather masculine voice
Dude, that bitch was a total bauer. Her tits were like two basketballs strung up on the hillside with dental floss.
Person 1 - "So didja catch anything?"
Person 2 - "Yeah, we were out rubbin' one off in the boat when a big bauer got caught up on one of the lines. Had to cut the jerk session short."
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To Jack Bauer someone is the act of taking ones penis and stabbing it through someones skull into the brain, instantly killing them.
Man... I just Jack Bauered that bitch!
I was loosing the fight but I was finally able to get ahold of his head and I Jack Bauered him.
He is such a badass... he totally Jack Bauered that guy!
I was supposed to be put asleep for killing someone but I asked the council to reconsider so I could be Jack Bauered.
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To work for 24 hours straight on something.
"Dammit! Database project for tommorow. I'm gonna have to pull a Jack Bauer to finish it!"
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Something you call someone when they’re a big fucking pussy.
Kaelun you’re acting like Treyven Ray Bauer. Grow up you fucking pussy.
Double back when you got it made
30 racks of weed, no fat in the collard greens
Off top was me, no cap, I don't bottle things
Flashin' grandmama rings on her fingers
And fondle the thing
Hollow with glee
Not ominous, but James Harden D
Weak n- guardin' will peak
Followers just like me
I lost my phone and consequently
All the feelings I caught for my GF
My hands was on the wings
I took'em off, had a story
Careen against the bars
My canteen was full of the poison I need
The trip as long as steep
My innocence was lost in the East
Amidst the thick exhaust
Hockey, hit the heart it beat
Mention my sin is strong
We all that we need
Justin Patrick bauer
Double back when you got it made
30 racks of weed, no fat in the collard greens
Off top was me, no cap, I don't bottle things
Flashin' grandmama rings on her fingers
And fondle the thing
Hollow with glee
Not ominous, but James Harden D
Weak n- guardin' will peak
Followers just like me
I lost my phone and consequently
All the feelings I caught for my GF
My hands was on the wings
I took'em off, had a story
Careen against the bars
My canteen was full of the poison I need
The trip as long as steep
My innocence was lost in the East
Amidst the thick exhaust
Hockey, hit the heart it beat
Mention my sin is strong
We all that we need
When a man drinks a beer in the shower while rubbing one out.
Person A: I totally took a Jack Bauer (Bower) before you guys came over!
Persons B &C: Why are you telling us this?
Person A: Because I needed to use it in a sentence for Urban Dictionary...
Persons B &C: We're going to leave now...