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When you find a dictionary that actually has what you need (unlike the urban dictionary)
I discovered dictionary.com and now i know dictionary.com is way better than the urban dictionary
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A logical reversal of the old saying, " a bird in hand is better than two in a bush. Because people dont chase birds much anymore and a hand in the bush is much better.
Hey dude, a hand in the bush is better than two birds.
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modern day application of: "The lesser of two evils"
Child: "I can't decide what to do, mom. Should I lie to my new friend and tell her she looks good even though she doesn't? Or should I come straight out and tell her she looks god awful?"
Mom: "You know son, Two cocks in the mouth is better than three in the ass."
Child: "You're right! Thanks mommy!"
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A compilation of disgusting videos listed in the order below
1. A woman pushes a beer can out of her pussy
2. 2 camels fucking on the road
3. A woman sitting on an arm (all the way in)
4. A girl pushing hundreds of gummy worms out of her asshile and pussy
5. A man harshly fisting a woman on a boat
6. A woman shoves her arm into another woman pussy and pushes upwards, so you can see the arm.
Did you see that video called I think we can do better than that? Ngl I would Fap to it again!
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Basically nicholas' life story
Nicholas: this is my life story:
My StIcK iS bEtTeR tHaN bAcOn
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Some thing that idiots say. Who either don't have the brain cells or don't feel like coming up with something original to say. People who say this all of the time to everybody are usually pretty cliche human beings. They believe that everyone thinks they're better than everyone.
Person 1: Carey didn't clean the living room yet because she says that she has too much homework.
Person 2: Really Carrie? You're not better than anyone else.
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