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Company that sells you electronic products for crazily expensive prices.
" Jim, did you see the new Apple Mac Pro Stand? Its $1000!"
"You mean the Mac Pro is $1000?"
"No, just the aluminium stand."
"Stonks"
Computer, mp3, laptop, and phone-making company.
They're famous for their iPods, but has a dick CEO and a plethora other problems with how they handle public relations, known to be intensely jealous of PCs
Apple products are hella expensive and overrated, obsessed with itself, wants to take over the government and world.....even though they're just a design company with no real innovations in how we use technology.
Not wanting to compare Apple to their competition, but Apple can't do damage control when their customer gets pissed at them. They think they're popular.
Apple the company is made in the U.S., and is a worldwide distributer. Their fans are snooty, reflective of the company and stems from its insecurity at being less popular than their competition.
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A company that died with Steve Jobs. The company turned to shit when Tim Cook, a faggot, started ruling over the company. Now they make phones without headphone jacks, and laptops without regular USB Type-A ports
Advertisement: Look at the amazing new iPhone 7 and the new Macbook Pro
Guy1: I don't want that new piece of shit iPhone 7, without its headphone jack.
Guy2: And I don't want that piece of shit Macbook, without regular USB ports.
Guy3: I agree with both of you, BOYCOTT APPLE!
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What the fuck are you stupid. It’s a goddamn apple.
Guy stupid:”yo what’s an apple”
Guy 2:”are you an idiot jerry?”
Jerry(guy stupid):”yes.”
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Also known as Adam's Fruit, that snakes fruit. A edible fruit found when you behead a male. Many varieties have been developed as dessert or cooking fruit or for making cider. It can also play songs and turn people into zombies. The only way to kill it is to put it in the washing mashine for at least 2 hours, or simply blend it.
Hey hey apple.
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