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A thing on cable TV where on a certain channel its them saying " Warning this content contains highly sexual content viewer discretion is advised." And then its just normal porn but on the TV
"Hey man wanna go watch cable porn at my house!" Michael asks "No man do you know who I am!" David replies
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What's that smell?
Ah shit, think I've trodden on some hound cable.
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Cable technician is someone who often is a badass that can climb/gaff a pole in less then 30 seconds . Someone who linemen wish they could be . #badass #motherfucker
You see that cable technician I wish I could be like him .
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An addiction, referring to films and TV shows considered so great that if ever discovered while channel surfing, they must be watched for the remainder of the broadcast.
Without question, "The Truman Show" is my cable kryptonite. So good!
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A movie starring Jim Carry as an annoying, lonely man.
Hey, lets watch The Cable Guy!
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When your boyfriend wants to netflix and chill but he's broke and can't afford netflix, so you have to use cable
Guy: Hey baby, you wanna come netflix and chill later?
Girl: Get away from me with your broke ass. Everybody knows you poor Jerrod and can't afford netflix, so you have to cable and chill.
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Double titty twister. Preformed on an unsuspecting victim by either leading into by questioning, or by complete surprise attack. Once preformed, prepare for your victims relflexes to kick in, you might get caught in their rage.
***Warning: If preformed several times you might find yourself with few friends.
Jerry: So, Brittany, do you know what jumper cables are?
Brittany: Uhh... no... why?
Jerry: Oh! Well nevermi.... JUMPER CABLES!!!
*Jumper cables are preformed*
Brittany: Fuck you Jerry! You just lost a friend!
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