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An annoying little piece of crap. A child´s worst enemy.
"what is that little nasty thing?" "no worries, its just grandmas chihuahua"
if a dog was a person it’d be my girlfriend.
my girlfriend is a chihuahua like STFU
Person 1: Hey, look at my new dog!
Person 2: Dude, no way! You realize what Chihuahuas will do to you? Those are the spawn of Satan.
Person 1: What's so bad about that thing anyways?
A demon from the deepest, darkest hole in hell that has been combined with a pinch of dog to neutralize the malice of the creature, causing it to be small and slightly less evil than before
"My chihuahua is about 94% demon, but 6% dog so it's slightly less evil"
A person that says something but doesn't follow up with it.
All bark no bite
You're be a chihuahua
Chihuahua: A petite and sassy woman. Most likely Latina.
I need a new girlfriend. I am looking for a little Chihuahua.
A chihuahua is a tiny dog that barks at literally every fucking thing it sees. It doesn't know how to shut the hell up.
OMG, can the neighbor's chihuahua shut the hell up, please.