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A chihuahua is a tiny dog that barks at literally every fucking thing it sees. It doesn't know how to shut the hell up.
OMG, can the neighbor's chihuahua shut the hell up, please.
Chihuahua: A petite and sassy woman. Most likely Latina.
I need a new girlfriend. I am looking for a little Chihuahua.
A mutant parasite roughly the size of a cat that apparently has the ability to bark similarly to that of a dog(not much intimidating though). It could be used as a perfect replacement to a soccer ball or football considering their uselessness in every other aspect
Chihuahuas still manage to live as a species
A chihuahua is a really small dog and is usually called a rat or a small cat but my cats are bigger than him
Person one: wow is that a cat?!
Me: no it’s a flippin chihuahua get it right next time
A term for a small gay male who acts dominant or aggressive in public, however, if the situation turns physical they tend to rely on their partner or husband to deescalate the situation or if single will run and pretend the situation never happened. A Chihuahua is also the type of gay male that will "bark" or "holler" at nearly anything in a public space because they seek the attention and approval of others or in general require everyone in the room to know they are there. If a Chihuahua has a partner they melt at the sound of their partners voice and has a tendency to do anything they're asked by their partner, They are an extremely emotional person.
Did you see Thomas at the drag show last night with his boyfriend? One of the performers was looking at his man and he acted like a total Chihuahua.
What happens when a rat rapes a dog and the offspring tricks 8 year old girls into believing it is a dog.
Human: My god look at that poor soul that got tricked by a Chihuahua.
8 year old's mother: I have to live with this rat I wish only for death.
8 year old: whosa anrjerjab abfag c thats right i have no brain awruhawb ooooooh daba!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oversized rats that try to bite your legs off.
Chihuahua owners: Oh, BuT tHeY'rE sO sWeEt!!!!
Me: I don't like you at all.