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A creepy stalker who watches children 24/7 and makes a “naughty list” the uses this list to choose which children’s houses to break into and steal milk and baked goods, which undoubtedly contributes to his obesity. We don’t know much about him, but this old (probably in his 1000s) creep has gained the trust of children worldwide. The only question is, “Is Santa Claus coming to your town?”
Me: Hey, I just heard something on the roof!
Macaulay Culkin: I’ll go get em.
Me: but what if it’s Santa Claus?
Macaulay Culkin: You’re right... I’ll bring extra bricks!
Me: good thinking! Now go put an end to that creep!
A man who gets off on watching children 24/7 and making a list of Those who are nice, and those who are “naughty” he uses this list to choose his targets and break into their houses. He is often depicted as obese due to the fact that he lives exclusively off of stolen baked goods and dairy products, but in reality he must be RIPPED from all of the walls he scales and he has to be fairly lean in order to squeeze down all those chimneys. Mose people believe he gets around so fast because of a majical slay and a team of flying reign deer with LED noses, but this is very unlikely because he would be so easy to spot. It is much more plausible that the child stalking creep with so many different names is actually riding around in a white van to blend in with the snow and to have room for all of his “gifts” that he’s used to gain children’s trust worldwide! The only question remaining is, “is Santa Claus coming to your town?”
Me: I think I just heard something on the roof!
Macaulay Culkin: I’ll go deal with it.
Me: Wait! It could be Santa Claus!
Macaulay Culkin: Your right... I’ll bring extra bricks.
Me: Good idea! Now go put an end to that creep!
A sexual attraction to Old St Nick
“Just the thought of December 25th is making me weak at the knees, I wanna scran that big bowl of jelly!”
“I’ll give him a proper scranta claus”
A variation on the Captain Blackbeard maneuver.
The Santa Claus is a sexual act in which a person is anally fucking their partner, and then they pull out and begin to give a rim job. Their partner, a gassy individual, farts all of the accumulated cum into the face of the rim job giver.
The resulting appearance is a white beard resembling Santa Claus.
Bob and Tom were having butt sex. Tom started to give Bob a rim job, and Bob gave Tom the Santa Claus
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Jewish folklore, don't tell our Rabbi, OK?, but there is a female yiddishkeit elf who visits children during the gift giving period of time around the Chanukah/ Hanukkah and Christmas Holidays. She is a nice and really funny lady that comes around once a year and brings children who believe in her toys, especially us really good Jewish kids who Santa seems to forget or who because we are Jewish isn't allowed to sneek in our houses by slipping down the chimney or if you live in an apartment with out a chimney altogether. See Yenta for origins of the name in Yiddish and in contemporary culture and Santa Claus for that way cool guy from the North Pole all the other kids in the world get their toys from.
"You'd better not kvetch, or eat chozzerai, You'd better not greps, I'm telling you why... Yenta Claus in coming to town!" Yenta Claus, A Hanukkah Carol,
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"She is such a nice Yenta! And to think we have a real Bubbie that brings the kinderlach such nice toys! Don't tell Rabbi Cohen about Yenta Claus or else it's back to finding a nasty lump of coal!"
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He makes me sad because he flagged the original definition :(
Noah Claus is mean
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A fictional charachter based on the fictional character "Santa Clause" who is a de-ranged twisted violent version of the round, jolly man who appears every December. Placenta Claus is bearded but it is not gray. Also, Placenta Claus is jolly, sometimes nice, and much skinnier than Santa Claus. Placenta Claus usually appears on the Friday morning after Thanksgiving in Cedar Bluffs, Nebraska. Typically, Placenta Claus makes his first appearence to Alan Parsons Project "Sirius" before a large crowth of intoxicated party-goers.
Why is Placenta Claus dancing on the table?
When is Placenta Claus going to appear?
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