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Cleaver Clogs

Much like 'clever clogs', or 'clever trousers', denotes a particular smarmy and intelligent person.

"oh Andy, you're such a cleaver clogs"

by McQualter October 9, 2008

2๐Ÿ‘ 4๐Ÿ‘Ž


clogged drain

when the female queefs while her partner is ejaculating inside of her so it sprays out and he comes on himself!

jered was fucking me to much so i "clogged drain" and backed it up and he blew on himself!

by wewantmore September 10, 2010

2๐Ÿ‘ 5๐Ÿ‘Ž


[Welly] and a clog on

A drunken stagger home when really pissed that seems to last forever as one leg is used to stay upright and the other is a stabiliser.

"I was that pissed last night I walked home like I had a welly and a clog on".

by Pinkfoot February 2, 2009

1๐Ÿ‘ 2๐Ÿ‘Ž


Clog my ass

Exclamation of surprise, amazement or frustation. Similar in usage to Aussie "Fuck me dead"

I finally passed my finals...Clog my ass that is awesome!

Clog my ass, I've just missed my train!

by HansSausage August 10, 2020


Clog job

The clogging of two person's anuses by standing back-to-back and shitting into one another untill the feces stiffens.

"Dang, Sue! I havent been able to use the bathroom ever sence that clog job last month!"

by Brett Elliott December 28, 2006

5๐Ÿ‘ 29๐Ÿ‘Ž


pop your clogs

In the UK, to die, usually a natural death.

three packs a day?? You'll pop your clogs before you time, sonny Jim.

by Observer54 November 29, 2006

88๐Ÿ‘ 9๐Ÿ‘Ž


1 dump clog

What happens when you take a praticularly large poop and it clogs the toilet without the assistance of toilet paper. only can be achived by few, but possible.

Last night when i had too much taco bell, i took a 1 dump clog. though i reached an unfathomable peak and was proud of it, i still had to stay up all night to try to unclog the damn thing.

by Blerpies0909 March 14, 2010