They are the people that find a cure for STDs and they can kick the baddies out of the coochie (the holy land).
My friend, Kevin Easley, is my favorite Coochie Crusader!
A person who spends most of there time preaching religious words on the internet. Much like a keyboard warrior, but fight for god on the internet.
GodLov3sYou: There is NO hate in God. God is LOVE.
Loldogzx: STFU and GTFO you keyboard crusader
The Worst thing to happen to WoW
god I miss raiding MC, Burning crusade is just a lot of flashy lights and overpowered/easy to aquire, gear
A huge penis (usually belonging belonging to a black man) that is so big it hurts when used in action.
Sally: Man his cervix crusader was so big that my diaphram was sore the next mornin'.
A knight of castle humpalot that goes around raping and pillaging assholes. An anal crusader can also be considered a pious homosexual rapist
Watch out its the Anal Crusader Timmy, keep your asshole against the wall.
Lukey B likes to travel around in his caravan with Paddy The Destroyer. Was deported to Ireland for a bit. (Is looking for a new handbrake for his living room)
The Caravan Crusader was spotted being molested in an alley
A black person who has an unhealthy obsession for white boys/girls . Someone who will only be loyal to white people and only ever finds white people attractive
brooo that black girl is a cracker crusader she only ever goes for white boys