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the act of having sex on a slip-n-slide
He nailed her on a slip-n-slie, cuz she asked for a slippery cruz
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To fap using a phone, preferably to incest porn, and get caught by hitting a social media sharing button.
Steve: Do you know why Mike isn't coming to the party?
Dave: Dude, he committed Cruz-ifixion and now he doesn't want to be in public.
The act where you blow a game a game of 8 ball pool when you have the black ball left to sink
Fred: OH NO!!!
John: What?
Fred: IM Commiting A Cruz!!!
John: Lol xD
Your typical fat ass that will do anything to steal your Uno reverse cards cards, watch out for these as they might throw wild Jaxsons at you.
I was playing Uno with a KaSee Cruz when his wild pet Jaxson attacked my and he stole all the Uno reverse cards.
To casually depart for greener pastures at a time when those you serve find themselves in greatest need.
CAPTAIN AMERICA: Thanos, Magneto, Doctor Doom, Ultron, the Chitauri and Topher Grace have joined forces and are assaulting Avengers Mansion! We need reinforcements now!
IRON MAN: Wish I could help, but I'm taking a Cruz and jetting off to Cancun now. Best of luck!
ella cruz is my friend she’s a bitch lol and she likes me idk why i’m a nobody 😐
person: do u know ella cruz?
person: yea she’s a bitch!
A Spanish woman with the face of a moth and the voice of a chipmonk.
Tom Cruise pays her to date him so people wont find out that he's gay.
Billy: Hey Wendy do you wanna go see that Penelope Cruz movie tonight?
Wendy: No, Billy, I'm scared of moths.
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