eleven pound whole slab of deli ham

11 pound slab of ham is a processed meat cube of ham mostly used in recreationel purposes

karen: is that ham processed, if it is i dont want it

meat bearer: Ma'am that is an eleven pound whole slab of deli ham. it has no bones, fat, or connective tissue. it is an amalgamation of the meat of several pigs , emulsified, liquefied, strained, and ultimately inexorably joined in an unholy meat obelisk. god has no hand in the creation of this abhorrence. the fact that this ham monolith exists proves that god is either impotent to alter his universe or ignorant to the horrors taking place in his kingdom. This prism of pork is more than deli meat. it is a physical declaration of makind's contempt for the natural order. it is hubris manifest. we also have a lower sodium variety if you would prefer that

Deli Bitch

A girl that slices your meat, sends a picture of her meat.

Hey Marie will you be my deli bitch for the day?

deli taco

A piece of hard salami with cream cheese and potato chips put on it, folded in half.

1: "What are you doing with those specific, questionable food items?"
2: "Making a deli taco."
1: "I'm calling the police."
2: ". . ."
1: ". . . make me one."

Go Deli Beli up

When you eat so much deli meat you have to lay on the couch with belly up. Pregnant women are often mistaken for suffering from Deli Beli up.

Go deli Beli up jeffrey.

Deli belch

A belch normally after eating delicatessen food. The combination of pastrami ,pickles and lox. Creates some foul smelling burps

My god your burp smells like momma Goldbergs delicatessen. I think I'm gonna barf. Deli belch is a smelly nasty burp associated with deli food but also food from new Delhi

deli curtains

Pussy flaps

Did you see her deli curtains in those booty shorts?

Delying

Delying
7/5/2023

Delying is defined as someone being hesitant about being completely honest or not being completely honest, when there's no point in lying.

But through guilt or subconsciously coming to themselves to be forthcoming with the person they were not completely honest with.

Johnny & Mike were having a conversation.

Mike withheld information from Johnny that wasn't necessary for him to do so.
After a week, Mike confessed to Johnny that he wasn't being completely honest.

Mike was delying to Johnny.